“Birchwood Casey Darkotic Targets have been a big hit during the zombie shooting craze that has been sweeping the nation. The new Darkotic Monstroid targets expand the line to include the kind of monsters that keep us up at night.” Can you PLEASE shut off the TV so I can GO TO SLEEP? No wait. I think they mean “real” monsters (putting this post smack dab into opposites day). “Eight new scary monsters are available, including the Snack Rabbit™ Jackalope, Dead Sea™ Sea Monster, Freezer Burn™ Yeti, Night Watch™ Werewolf, Final Harvest™ Scarecrow, Farm Hand™ Chupacabra, Grounds Crew™ Garden Gnomes and Scar Tissue™, a chainsaw wielding maniac.” Clearly, head shots are no longer the thing. At the very least I’m thinking a flame-thrower for the Scarecrow and some sort of arbitration for the Grounds Crew. One more thing: Gnome Alone III.