Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Jarhead says:

    First wife in history for Gun Control:

    Wife: You don’t need a gun, here use this thingamajiggy.
    Husband: Woman, this is what I think of that.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    princess leia before she became famous. her first job was a magician’s assistent.

  3. avatar James St. John says:

    “PULL”

  4. avatar ST says:

    “Say WHAT one more time. I dare ya.”

  5. avatar Burbank Bob Meister says:

    Bill & Hillary… back in the day.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      That there IS funny!!!!!

  6. avatar Aharon says:

    Dan, thanks for posting that classic old time photo.

    “Come-on Clyde I bet you can’t hit this bird in the head”.
    “Bonnie-babe, after I shoot that bird’s brains out you are going to fry it for me”.

  7. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Tired of hearing “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” Dan Zimmerman get’s rid of the bird and the bush, and maybe Mrs.Zimmerman??

  8. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    don’t worry……. I taught this to my last wife now hold still

  9. avatar Bob says:

    Used Car Salesman on TV: “If you don’t buy this car, my son will shoot this cute little stuffed animal.”

  10. avatar jkp says:

    Even as a child, Nguyen Ngoc Loan had a habit of posing for photographs that raised eyebrows.

    (In case you’ve forgotten who that is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Ngoc_Loan#Prisoner_execution)

  11. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    Good, bad– I’m the one with the gun.

  12. avatar Duality says:

    Actually this is a picture of me going back in time to stop the “duck face” pose soon to infest every picture taken and posted on the Internets. 🙂

  13. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    “Let’s see if this Taurus Judge (.410) is any good for duck hunting. Pull!”

  14. avatar aaronw says:

    “It’s crucial to catch turtles before they mutate… or become ninjas.”

  15. avatar aaronw says:

    Richard Davis’ unheralded first experiments with Second Chance Body Armor.

  16. avatar StlHunter says:

    Photo of Dick Chaney’s first date..took her duck hunting…guess some guess never learn gun safety.

  17. avatar Matt says:

    You trust me…don’t you?

  18. avatar James says:

    Hold still, I’m hungry…

  19. avatar TheSav says:

    “Sammich!”

  20. avatar Dean Weingarten says:

    Why can’t you ever find the hatchet when you need it?

  21. avatar LeftShooter says:

    In order to ensure the success of his future invention, the Internet, Al (and Tipper) Gore had to first dispense with all of the carrier pigeons.

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      +100
      Bravo Bravo Encore!!!! 🙂

  22. avatar Will says:

    I’ll show you I can blow the head off a chicken hon… now just hold still…

  23. avatar Phil B says:

    PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX!!!

    (You need to have seen ConAir to understand the reference … ).

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