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  1. avatar Jarhead says:

    Indian: We need to have Gun Control. Let us just smoke the peace pipe and throw away your long gun.

    Old Timer: I knew you were a liberal the minute I laid my eyes on you. You now have 2 choices. A. Take that pipe and shove it where the son don’t sign and blow smoke up your own ass. B. I will take me here long gun and stick it where your sun don’t shine and fire.

  2. avatar eliska says:

    Si vis pacem, para bellum.

  3. avatar .9mm says:

    Trade my culture for your firewater?

  4. avatar Mike S says:

    “Too old to continue the fight, the men sat in the chairs their grandsons had provided, staring at each other for three years……”

  5. avatar BrokeDad says:

    “I can trim that beard for you with this if you no wanna keep burning it with that guns powder flash”

  6. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “Wait, your hold-over at 300 paces is HOW much?!”

  7. avatar Qajaqon says:

    “It’s just a big f…ing headache,” says the old man.

    As the medicine man sits, he offers, “try some of this. Grows everywhere. No worries after.”

  8. avatar MotoJB says:

    “What kind of whacky-tobacky you put in that damn thang?!”

  9. avatar jkp says:

    “Yeah, I’m not voting for Elizabeth Warren, either.”

    1. avatar Bpjester says:

      +1

    2. avatar Right! says:

      LAMO!

    3. avatar GS650G says:

      Bingo!

  10. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Peace. If not peace, victory.

  11. avatar Ralph says:

    Showing off his Davidoff pipe and Brooks Brothers suit, Chief Baccarat negotiates for permission to open a casino on Farmer Brown’s land.

  12. avatar Right! says:

    Hmm Whitey. You smokum this Shroom pipe. You no care bout guns, no care bout Liberty.

  13. avatar aaronw says:

    “and one time, at band camp, I stuck a peace pipe in my…”

  14. avatar jwm says:

    you go ahead and bury the hatchet if you want to. i’ll be hanging onto the rifle in case you dig it up.

  15. avatar TR says:

    “White man, I not even smoked this pipe yet, and I say you have nice purse.”
    “Go ahead, call my powder satchell a purse one more time…”

  16. avatar Phil B says:

    Son, Dayglo orange ain’t tacticool and the 5th Alabama would laugh you out of the State, never mind the regiment …

  17. avatar Oddux says:

    “Yeah, it’s for my… uhhh.. glaucoma.”

    or

    “Peace pipe?! Get offa my lawn, ya hippie!”

  18. avatar Bill F says:

    Dan’l and Mingo today, kickin’ back and diggin’ on life.

  19. avatar AaronW says:

    Another pithy firearm review by Jeff Quinn of Gunblast.com.

  20. avatar إبليس says:

    Either give me my father’s scalp back or give me yours, Chief Running Bongwater.

  21. avatar AaronW says:

    “Just a friendly warning. Our blankets are far deadlier than our boomsticks.”

  22. avatar PYRO says:

    You got your version of peace, and I got mine

  23. avatar V.McCann says:

    Piece. Pipe.

  24. avatar woot says:

    No…you can’t convert my rifle into a peace pipe.

  25. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    … and I’m telling you, the designated hitter rule is the worst thing to happen to baseball.

  26. avatar g says:

    “You think YOU were here first? Sure, I may smoke a pipe, but nothing I puff can make me that dumb.”

    “I… have a beard.”

  27. avatar Aharon says:

    No, I will not trade you my gun for your pipe.

  28. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    I didn’t know the circus was in town! Musta gotten them clothes offin a dead Chinee.

  29. avatar Hal says:

    “I’ll give you a bag of beads and shiny things for your land.”

    “Sigh. Sold…”

  30. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Ever tell you about my great-grandpappy? Name of Lewis Wetzel – your folks called him Death Wind. He never smoked no peace pipe.”

  31. avatar Sammy says:

    Indian:

    Since you have been such wonderful guests, please, allow me to introduce your peoples to tobacco.

  32. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, gun shoots pipe…..

  33. avatar Mark says:

    We smoke’em peace pipe!! Then we go get’um stuff for the munchies!!! Then we sit and watch TV; whatever that is!!!!

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