Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar jsallison says:

    Dude, there’s only one problem with Kentucky rifles, when you’re as close as I am, right now, Tomahawks rule, rifles drule! And I’ll smoke one for ya right after I smoke ya.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    but is it art?

  3. avatar jsallison says:

    Feh, too skinny. Ooops, my bad, thought we were talking about the Joan Rivers of tanks, yet another T72 plastic surgery job…Once a three man crew rolling target, always a three man crew rolling target. I think we’ve proved that sufficiently.

    Mamas, don’t let your kids grow up to be Soviet-derived armor crewman.

    1. avatar Dex says:

      we have yet to face a T72B in combat. The “T72’s” in Iraq werent true T72s but rather export models (which are inferior to even the “A” variant produced in the early 70s) and locally produced downgrades from downgrades.

  4. avatar Aaron says:

    Sometimes, reactive armor shows surprising restraint…

  5. avatar Aharon says:

    No hoplophobia men for her. She likes men who like real guns.

  6. avatar the last Marine out says:

    Looks like the Militia supply store, The right of the people to keep and bear arms, (tanks/cannon/machine guns/bowie knife) shall not be infringed .

  7. avatar UcsbKevin says:

    She has a thing for long barrels….

    1. avatar virtualjohn says:

      Size does matter.

  8. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    hitchin a ride to the drag queen convention……

    1. avatar إبليس says:

      Rocky Horror Armor Show?

  9. avatar spymyeyes says:

    LOL.

    It probably is a male whore who passed out last night at the base EM club and is looking for a ride home.

    If you look a little closer at the picture:

    1. dressed like a hooker

    2. ugly enough & flat enough to be a man

    3. the pose is one of the classic “for sale” ways of standing

    4. blonde, therefore just stupid enough to think sticking his thumb out will get him a ride no matter where he is.

    I would title this picture:

    BEWARE WHO YOU DRINK WITH, YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS!

  10. avatar Nate says:

    Tanks one to know one.

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      LOL…….

    2. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      Nice.

  11. avatar ROger.45 says:

    “Does this pose make your howitzer elevate?”

  12. avatar Lemming says:

    Is that a 125mm smoothbore or are you just happy to see me?

    1. avatar LongPurple says:

      LOL!! She’s too thin to be Mae West.

    2. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      HA! That’s what I was gonna do! Well played.

  13. avatar JR says:

    You want big bang?

  14. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Seek immediate medical attention in the unlikely event of a barrel elevation lasting longer than four hours.

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      LMAO!!!!

  15. avatar Sanchanim says:

    Yet another perfectly good photo destroyed by DUCK FACE!!!

  16. avatar AaronW says:

    Ah, the French… someone said, “Sabot Rounds” and she wore high heels…

    1. avatar Human Being says:

      Ah, now this is a nice, subtle one.

  17. avatar Jim says:

    Don’t ask / Don’t tell

  18. avatar Jeff J says:

    … and no wars were fought that day.

  19. avatar Gabriel says:

    Even Russian Army motor pools have lot lizards.

  20. avatar AJ says:

    “Ulga has sold 4 tanks this week alone! So if you want to bring home 10 potatoes like her, ask her about some of things that she’s doing and you’re not. This sales meeting is over, get out there and sell, sell, sell!”

  21. avatar the last Marine out says:

    Did you know that the Swiss can keep at home their Military service rifle and pistol, after their service enlistment they can buy their military service rifle (full auto sector gets removed) and pistol, in fact shooting is the national sport for the Swiss people… and that our founders plan was that the states Militia would have all the same weapons as the regular army Cannons etc, (today that would mean tanks,aircraft etc.) and that the regular standing army and navy was to be SMALL. With all the real power in the hands of the states (states rights caused civil war) and We the people… and they would never have accepted that we should be the worlds police for the NEW WORLD ORDER (Globalist)….ALWAYS AMERICA FIRST! Another sample of the Militia was Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders .

  22. avatar Alex says:

    Somebody get that woman an MRE or three – now!

    1. avatar Mr. Lion says:

      Is MRE some new code word for “Bikini”? If so, yes. That.

  23. avatar BLAMMO says:

    My new Facebook photo.

    Say “Hello” to ALL my li’l “Friends”!!

  24. avatar Dustin says:

    Surprisingly, Svetlana really didn’t draw a crowd into the booth at the illegal Russian arms fair like the organizers planned…

  25. avatar James St. John says:

    “Hey soldier! Looking for a good time?”

  26. avatar racer88 says:

    “Does this ass make my tank look big?”

  27. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    That guy I told you about…just like that!

  28. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Hey hot stuff, can a sweet little thing catch a ride?

  29. avatar Chris says:

    Look!! A quarter.

  30. avatar gc says:

    And this week only, you buy a heavy tank and we’ll throw in a armored personal carrier for free.

  31. avatar Will says:

    yeah hon, the perv with the camera is standing over there taking my picture.

  32. avatar Mark says:

    What liberals who have never been to one think a gun show looks like.

  33. avatar Wiley Kaiotee says:

    Is that some sort of transtesticle-type person?

  34. avatar "lee n. field" says:

    “Why we fight”

  35. avatar Right! says:

    Spinal Tap?

  36. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “Hey you! Come over HERE and say that, you dog faced American pig!”…. Svetlana’s attitude didn’t win her many friends today.

  37. avatar jwm says:

    recruiting numbers went up when it was discovered that olga was going to be the new belly to belly combat instructer.

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