“Not clear on the concept”
How gun grabbers would build guns if they knew anything about guns
Mayor Michael Bloomberg test’s out the new Grock 55 NYC Safe .50AE Handgun!!!!
Grock has tentatively approved this handgun for all politicians who do not support the Second Amendment so that they may change their mind!!!!
Film at 11:00!!!!
One of the dangers of dyslexia!
I see Bloomberg got that early Christmas present from the NRA.
Or…..The new Chicago PD/Political Personal Protection System from ……Dumbass Firearms Inc!!!!!
Again..Film at 11:00!!!!
The price in California one must later be prepared to possibly pay after earlier morally and legally using a gun in self-defense.
Admission criteria to the Darwin Society.
Clyde didn’t quite seem to notice he had assembled his new glock wrong til a millisecond after he pulled the trigger.
Love the Far Side!
Something about this just doesn’t look right. Isn’t the hole supposed to be on the other end…. 😉
I’m not a proctologist, but I’ll take a look…
. . . . . and in other news, internet blogger and general know-it-all MikeB(numbers) mistakenly re-assembled the Glock 19 9mm assault pistol he purchased for research purposes. Unfortunately for him, the barrel thingy that goes forward was misdirected. He leaves behind a wife who is much happier now with her new Porsche and young Italian boyfriend. A memorial fund has been established by the internet blog The Truth About Guns at a local bar where Happy Hour has been extended for another hour. . . . . .
Ok how do I get coke out of my keyboard..
People are looking over the cube walls wondering why i am laughing hysterically. 🙂
Stick a rolled up Hundred up your nose and snort it out. At least that is how I seen it done.
How grabbers think guns work.
hence, the origin of the term “murphy proofing”.
“Manual, schmanual.” What could go wrong? These things are made so that they only fit back together one way, right?
Just wait, my new hand loads will blow your mind!
(Now remember, keep your eyes on the front sight and smoothly press the trigger.)
I guess this would be OK as long as the magazine was inserted backwards, too.
GLOCK’s new Gen 5 loaded chamber indicator.
Insert: “politician X should buy this pistol.”
For shooter with eyes in the back of his head.
the the shooter*
A sight on to one’s self.
is this Loaded Chamber Indicator supposed to be so low-tech?
“Makes sense to me.”
The new gag gift everyone will want this April Fools!
It is so funny it will blow your mind!
Eerdman’s Handbook to Cryptozoology entry:
“The cute snout of the Austrian Bumberbeest often wiggles in pleasure when held gently in social situations.”
“Cryptozoology” is one of the niftiest words in the English language.
For use when trapped by the zombies.
The new IGOotD trophy.
Pictured: Typical Glock owner.
Smile, wait for flash.
Hoist by his own retard
Proof that sometimes, rapid prototyping can be a bit too rapid…
We can debate magazine capacity limits all day, but when you get right down to it, sometimes it just takes one…
“Hold my beer; watch this sh!t.”
3-D printing still has a few bugs to work out….
LOL…the muzzle flash is ridiculous with this thing!
“Am I doin’ it right?!”
Wanna take bets on how long it takes for the mainstream media to use this picture in an article, video or something?
Let’s see how long it takes for the mainstream media to use this picture in an article or video.
Glock is pleased to announce their 25th Anniversary Liberal Edition.
one thing my Hi-point can not do
The good news is you only make this mistake once.
“Those idiots put the trigger on backwards!”
Gun Control Advocates wet dream
“An hero”. Look it up.
The primary reason your local law enforcement agency should never purchase their equipment from the lowest bidder.
If I ever went to gunsmithing school, i’d make a suicide gun.
“Sweetie? Can you come test fire my new gun for me please?”
Armorers class dropout.
(I’m being plagaristic and un-PC, but here goes)
Its a Smithovich & Westokowski
Now FPS Russia can hold the camera himself.
“Say good night Gracie…”
California ‘safe’ pistols. So when you get robbed, you can just say “What else do I have to lose?”
The perfect gun to have when asked to turn over your weapon to a bad guy.
glock’s new open blowback system allows for decreased recoil so you won’t need any follow up shots…. Remember it’s a shoulder mounted pistol….
“Ah, now it’s truly ready for the next Chicago buy-back.”
(I know I only get one shot at this–especially today!, but here goes. )
The State of Utah has announced that, due to budget constraints, all firing squad executions henceforth will be self-service. Thank you for your cooperation.
Free gangbang initiation guns
“Now all I need is those cool sights that go on the side of the slide, so I can look like the movie gangbangers.”
“What the.. waitaminute, is it Opposite Day again?”
This is what happens when Proteus 4 gains control of automated CNC and resin casting equipment.
From the MASH Theme song “suicide is painless”
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In Soviet Russia, gun disassembles you!
Looks like Holder’s new sidearm.
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