Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Jul 13, 2012 | 39 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Mark says: July 13, 2012 at 17:02 Don’t laugh; I gotta make this safe before the teacher shows up! Reply BLAMMO says: July 13, 2012 at 17:06 From the cover of LIFE DEATH Magazine. Reply Snachnim says: July 13, 2012 at 17:07 Reloading this on stage 7 is gonna suck! Reply إبليس says: July 13, 2012 at 17:15 Duck and cover is for pansies. Reply Oddux says: July 13, 2012 at 17:19 This one is rusted shut too! Man, I can’t believe Chicago is going to pay us for these! Reply Dan Zimmerman says: July 13, 2012 at 17:23 FTW Reply Aaron says: July 13, 2012 at 19:03 Damn straight, FTW. I can’t come up with anything nearly as good as that… Reply Rooster says: July 13, 2012 at 17:21 Show and Tell Before Columbine Reply Will says: July 13, 2012 at 17:31 IF you want to take it in that direction… “My teacher’s been very very bad…” Reply Will says: July 13, 2012 at 17:30 Stupid Adults! When will the learn making it harder to rack and pull the trigger won’t stop us. Reply Dyspeptic Gunsmith says: July 13, 2012 at 17:34 “Doggone it, Dad, I told you this Humpback was too much for me…” Reply Acepeacemaker says: July 13, 2012 at 17:36 No damn red is gonna teach in my school! Reply Daniel says: July 13, 2012 at 17:37 “The most difficult part,” Lucas continued, “was researching what kind of handheld radios were in use during that period. The great folks we have over at Industrial Light and Magic- just a bunch of great, really talented guys- have actually come up with a radio you carried in a backpack. So little Jonny here, whenever he held a gun, will now actually be holding the handset, and will be wearing a field radio backpack for the entirety of the movie now.” Reply MotoJB says: July 13, 2012 at 17:38 Uh oh…Play-Doh bullet is stuck…Grandpa’s gonna be ticked! Reply Ralph says: July 13, 2012 at 17:38 Little Johnny struggles to operate the bolt button on his new California compliant .22. Reply Gyufygy says: July 13, 2012 at 17:39 Dumb adults leaving this laying around. Need to safe this so someone doesn’t get hurt! Reply Mark says: July 13, 2012 at 17:40 Now I know why Dad said I would go blind if I kept doing this!!!! Reply Mark says: July 13, 2012 at 17:46 Little Johnny get’s his version of The Rockets Red Glare ready for the 4th!!!! Reply Daniel says: July 13, 2012 at 17:54 Inset: The beginning of a legend. “That’s where the Action in ‘Action Jonny’ came from,” Jonny revealed. “Big misunderstanding. It was pretty tough, though. I’ve had jars of mayonnaise give me more of a fit than that thing.” Reply Fyrewerx says: July 13, 2012 at 18:01 If Davy Crockett can do it, so can I. Reply Dallen says: July 13, 2012 at 19:12 “No. There isn’t an easier way.” “Paps always does this…” “Yes. The grimace helps.” Reply MotoJB says: July 13, 2012 at 19:13 What “action”?? This ain’t doing a damn thing! Reply Juan Grande says: July 13, 2012 at 19:33 Don’t worry, I’ll get us extra recess… Reply MotoJB says: July 13, 2012 at 19:40 Shortly after this photo was taken, Little Johnny quickly became known as “little 4-finger”… Reply flboots says: July 13, 2012 at 19:42 Dont worry teach Ill get that there mouse for ya. Reply MotoJB says: July 13, 2012 at 19:44 I can’t believe that “Mezkan” will pay us 2 grand for this thang! …ya ‘ think Pa will notice it missin’? Reply Greg Camp says: July 13, 2012 at 19:58 Dad, how many times have I told you: Hoppes #9, wipe it out, apply a little oil. How many times? Reply Coexmann says: July 13, 2012 at 20:23 Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Reply LeftShooter says: July 13, 2012 at 20:53 I have no choice. Scott Farkus and his little toady Grover stole Ralphie’s lunch money again and Farkus “triple-dog dared” me to do something about it. Reply Aharon says: July 13, 2012 at 22:15 Time for Show and Tell. Reply LongPurple says: July 13, 2012 at 22:24 Damn!! I got an M-1 thumb from a shotgun! Reply lvl99 says: July 13, 2012 at 23:17 Racking that bolt takes you back every time. Reply Johnny says: July 13, 2012 at 23:18 Double feeds bro, double feeds… Reply Bill F says: July 14, 2012 at 01:00 Kid 1: You sure you know what you’re doing? Kid 2: Yup. How else we gonna get the cat out o’ the tree? Reply Chuck says: July 14, 2012 at 02:45 There was a time when a shotgun in a school wouldn’t draw a second thought from anyone. We used to bring our rifles on the bus so we could hunt squirrels after school. People would piss their pants and scream like their hair was on fire if that were to happen today. Reply speedracer5050 says: July 14, 2012 at 12:09 No kidding!!!! Ah the good ol days!!!!! I remember riding my dirt bike to school with either my .22lr or my 410 single shot strapped on it somewhere!!! If I got up early Enuff I could get in an hour or so of rabbit or squirrel before school!! Nowadays all the politicos have done is make it easier for the BG’s to have an uncontested shooting gallery!!!! Wonder what they would say if it happened in the school their kids go to?!??? Reply kalel666 says: July 14, 2012 at 08:45 She was holding the gun like this, but with a bikini on! Reply woot says: July 14, 2012 at 10:32 Ok, last time. Then we get the AKs. They never jam. Reply Aharon says: July 14, 2012 at 10:41 A young Dan and Robert get their hands on their first gun. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.