Question of the Day: What’s Missing From This List?

Our Beaver State pal Joe Grine sent this pic into TTAG central command. We don’t know where he’s been, but wherever it is, we want to hang out with Joe.

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  1. avatar Jesus says:

    Gas.

    It’s missing gas.

    Maybe snacks.

    Definitely missing tacos.

    1. avatar James says:

      That’s probably where the gas comes from.

  2. avatar Mike in NC says:

    I’ve heard others say that ATF should be a convenience store chain, not a government agency. The pictured store could be a model for such a chain after adding tobacconist services. Can’t wait for it to go nationwide!

    1. avatar Mark says:

      A place which sells alcohol, tobacco and firearms should probably take a hint from a photo I saw of a Texas liquor store which had lettering on the front door which read “10% off everything, every day for concealed carry license holders”.

  3. avatar Chantal says:

    Fried chicken!

  4. avatar Derek says:

    Cigars.

    I stopped at a gas station in Maryland once, on 68 I believe, that had alcohol, tobacco, and… ammo. Sooooo close lol.

  5. avatar Mauser says:

    Fireworks.
    Bait, if its near a lake.

  6. avatar Skyler says:

    It’s missing “Dancing Girls”

    1. avatar Chris Dumm says:

      +1

    2. avatar percynjpn says:

      That’s good – but the first think that came into my head was “floozies”!

  7. avatar Mike S says:

    Steaks and strippers.

    1. avatar Joe Grine says:

      I’ve always thought that the name “Steak & Tits” would be great for a strip club.

  8. avatar Don says:

    Something involving naked.

    1. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      I like the way Dan thinks.

  9. avatar VA Pete says:

    Beaver.

    1. avatar Hazzard Bagg says:

      Isn’t there a giant one sitting on the roof of the building?

      1. avatar Human Being says:

        Well played.

      2. avatar VA Pete says:

        Ha! I stand corrected.

  10. avatar Don says:

    Flowers?

  11. avatar frankgon4 says:

    Tobacco

  12. avatar adamt says:

    Baby clothes. That would be the place I would look to buy baby clothes

  13. avatar Chaz says:

    Internet cafe.

  14. avatar Stephen says:

    Chick-fil-a

  15. avatar Frank says:

    Fireworks, gasoline, BBQ and souveneirs.

  16. avatar Steven says:

    ATF convenience store/gas station/car service/rest stop/cafe and lounge/strip club now open!!! We also offer seasonal gifts like nativity scenes, fireworks, and live Easter bunnies! Come in now!!!

    1. avatar Viper26 says:

      LOL….awesome!!! Please provide travel directions.

  17. avatar UtahLibertarian says:

    Really big fires.

    1. avatar Sammy says:

      What do you mean?

  18. avatar I Deal In Lead says:

    Lottery

  19. avatar mountainpass says:

    Girls, Girls, Girls!

  20. avatar Trust no one says:

    Thats kens it is full of firearms. I bought an ar there. it is a favorite store of mine.

  21. avatar phantom72 says:

    “How to be bitter & clingy for Dummies” book now in stock!!!

  22. avatar DrewN says:

    Heck, up until about 10 years ago the uber-liberal college town of Davis, Ca had one of these. Gas,guns,ammo, fishing tackle and bait. It’s really too bad that the tide of political correctness from the bay area is finally overwhelming the Sac valley agricultural regions.

    1. avatar Sammy says:

      It’s more like political stupidity………..on our part.

  23. avatar Greg Camp says:

    What’s missing? That picture of Johnny Cash giving the finger.

  24. avatar Aharon says:

    A sign stating that the on site store managers are Eric Holder and Barack Obama, and Michelle is in the kitchen cooking.

    1. avatar Not Too Eloquent says:

      This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. avatar Matt in FL says:

    Two old men out front playing checkers.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I like this!!!!!!

  26. avatar Mike Lief says:

    That appears to be the ultimate manly retail establishment — a store guaranteed to give Chuck Schumer and friends a major conniption.

    Question: What’s the bear on the roof doing with (or to) that fish?

  27. avatar jwm says:

    dammit. i got here to late. all the good answers are taken. reminds me of a country store in ky during my youth. us kids would stop in there with our rimfires and single barrel shotguns. the old guy behind the counter, the owner, new we didn’t have a lot of money. he would open a box of shells and sell you as many as you could afford. rimfires were a penny each and shotgun shells as much as 7 cents each.

  28. avatar Sanchanim says:

    Bait & Tackle
    Gas
    Girls

  29. avatar MotoJB says:

    PIE

  30. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “LIVE RUDE GIRLS” (That is actually a sign on a gas station in my town. And the ladies who work there are a great group – extreme levels of sarcasm and humorous comments.)

  31. avatar Joe Grine says:

    The place is called Ken’s Sporting Goods, 136854 Highway 97 N Crescent, OR 97733‎. Nice selection of new and used guns. Prices were all over the map, however. One particular pricing oddity was a post-WWII Ishapore No. 3, Mark III in nice shape that they were asking almost a $1000 for. They had it labelled as a British manufacture but the store attendant admitted to me that he knew that it was Indian. WTF?

  32. avatar Sammy says:

    Do many people go there to get liquored up before shooting up the town? I think I see 50 cal holes between each word in the sign.(sarcasm)
    I’ll bet a progressive would need 3 seconds or less to produce a 10 foot list of how such an establishment endangered “the children” and exports “violence” to the 4 corners of the globe.

  33. avatar Clifford X says:

    Free Wi-Fi

  34. avatar zeos says:

    if you’re a kevin fowler fan, bait is missing.

  35. avatar Buster says:

    Cigarettes!

  36. avatar Jimmy says:

    Liquor and guns? The only thing missing after that is Bail Bonds.

  37. avatar Sean says:

    Hookers and weed.

  38. avatar BlinkyPete says:

    Tobacco of all sorts, fireworks, weed and titty mags.

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