It may be fair play, but the way a Nate’s Bar patron turned the tables on a shotgun wielding robber early Sunday would also appear to betray a pair of two-pound hairy huevos. According to abclocal.go.com, owner Nate “Stritzinger says the suspect put a money bag on the bar after firing one shot into the ceiling. He fired a second shot over the head of his bar manager after she told the robber, ‘We don’t do that here,’ when he demanded money.” That’s when the plucky patron wrestled the shotty away from the butterfingered burglar and chased his ass out the door. Who knows, maybe the bad guy was a dim bulb (what are the odds?) and walked in brandishing a side-by-side — in which case the barfly only had to count to two to know the robber was holding a couple of empty tubes. Then again, if he was waiving a pump or an autoloader around, disarming him took the steely nerves of a riverboat gambler. That, or a bellyful of Jack.