Know When To Say When: Ultimate AR-15 Mall Ninja Tactical Zombie Edition

Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

— Antoine de Saint-Exupery.

 

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  1. avatar Jim says:

    Did that buy really yell, “Wolverines”? That could very well be the stupidest thing I’ve seen in quite some time.

    1. avatar Skyler says:

      Some people have no sense of humor.

    2. avatar Phantom says:

      True dat!! It looks like something the guy from Machete will use!! Retards

  2. avatar Jim says:

    I mean guy

  3. avatar James St. John says:

    Someone has too much time, and too much money to waste

    1. avatar Oddux says:

      These guys have a gun store. They have a youtube channel where they test things and give opinions on equipment.

      They make fun of mall ninjas quite a bit, this video is clearly in the same vein.

  4. avatar The Beard says:

    The only thing he’s missing is a cupholder.

  5. avatar cmd says:

    He should patent the design and market it to Hollyweird movie armorers. It could be used in a SciFi futuristic B movie. Much money could be made. Hopefully used for much better designs.

  6. avatar Matt in FL says:

    When “because I can” goes too far…

    In reality though, those guys make some pretty good videos, and they’re entitled to do something dumb just for fun occasionally, just like the rest of us.

  7. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    Frankly, it looks fatiguing, just from pulling the trigger.

  8. avatar John Fritz says:

    I see a shark in their future. The not-to-distant future.

    1. avatar Chris Dumm says:

      I see a shark right now, lpoking hungrily up at them from between their waterskis.

  9. avatar Mike D. says:

    Earth to Mr. Awesome: Zombies don’t care that your trigger finger got tired. If you’re going to waste all that ammo, try bump-firing instead. At least it’ll sound cooler.

  10. avatar Air Force TSgt says:

    Needs more cow bell.

    1. avatar karlb says:

      Should they fear ther reaper?

  11. avatar Joseph says:

    What a magnificent waste of ammunition…what they didn’t show was that out of seventy five zombies, fifty five escaped unhurt.

    1. avatar Mike D. says:

      The swap time on that chunk of mags is icing on the cake. He needs a few of these instead.

      1. avatar Air Force TSgt says:

        Or even better, just do the belt fed AR15 conversion. http://www.dndguns.com/shrike.htm

  12. avatar ST says:

    We must remember that during a zombie apocalypse the gyms will be permanently closed.Thus,that AR doubles as a weight bar when you’re not running away from the undead.Remember the Rule regarding Cardio!

  13. avatar jwm says:

    amazing. awesome. stupendous. an ar that didn’t jam. it looked to me like he changed trigger fingers also. must have been a physical trial firing that much ammo.

  14. avatar Gyufygy says:

    “You cannot be awesome without this rifle.”

    I love that line so very, very much. Also, gun noob question: how badly would the barrel heat up after steadily firing 270 rounds like that? How badly would it throw off accuracy?

    1. avatar Skyler says:

      You would want to have a glove on your forward hand because the barrel would indeed be very hot, and otherwise it would get very uncomfortable if not painful.

  15. avatar Threatt says:

    two words: Beta Mag

  16. avatar MotoJB says:

    Tactical hillbilly’s!

  17. avatar إبليس says:

    Slow zombies are best combatted by a three-man team. One has a dog-catcher pole to hold the zombie. One has a pickaxe to finish the zombie. One has a firearm and serves as a leader/lookout.

    How ironic was this video? Was it mocking mall ninjas or ironically depicting those who mock mall ninjas? Gaah post-modern hipsterism is hard.

  18. avatar Jared says:

    I’ve been watching these guys’ youtube channel for months now. They know this is way over the top and did it for laughs. I really enjoy their videos.

  19. avatar Accur81 says:

    You know you’re firing a lot of rounds when you switch to your middle finger to fire. Sure, it’s over the top – but they clearly live in a free state. Looks like life, liberty, and the pursuit of the perfect AR-15 to me.

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