Cut me some slack. This is the biggest thing to hit Rhode Island since Central Falls filed for bankruptcy.
you need to start picking on girls who wear corsets, even that MOLLE corset.
And there are much more flattering pictures of her like this one
As Richard Nixon claimed to have said when John Dean proposed a coverup of the Watergate break-in: we could do that but it would be wrong.
Not that your picture isn’t nice, but I actually kinda prefer the original.
But can she make a decent sandwich? That is all that matters.
Like my grandpa always said about women, “They can all (insert your favorite slang for intercourse here), you gotta find one that cooks!” I asked him why, and he answered, “I’m too old to think about sex anymore, but I still gotta eat.”
No guns? Looks like she’s packing a pair of 38s from here…
I’d say more like 34’s, but I can’t find any measurements online (well, that’s after a 15 second google search – and my Googlefu is strong enough that if I can’t find it in 15 seconds, it’s probably not something most people can find).
If you don’t like plastic guns, you probably won’t like her .38’s.
“Miss Rhode Island Doesn’t Carry A Gun”
How do you know she isn’t doing far below concealed carry?
Why would she need a gun when her boyfriend probably has one.
With a woman like her, the boyfriend probably has a cannon.
A woman like that her boyfriend is probably a total putz. Always seems to work that way.
Hey, who you calling a putz?
Long Live the Ocean State!
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