The gnomes at thedailybeast.com have been hard at work tracking the early signs of the outbreak everyone knew was coming. And they’re clearly not the only ones keeping abreast of the situation. We don’t know if patient zero was the naked face-eater or the guy who tossed his own entrails at the cops. Not that it probably matters much. But from perusing the map, just like most negative trends, it seems to be moving from east to west. Are you ready?