These is melon, this is my gun…
Ginger’s don’t have souls, just watermelons and guns.
Seeing this picture, Katie Holmes asked Tom Cruise for a watermelon and a Glock. He said no.
Modestly dressed, knows how to carve a watermelon: what’s not to like?
That’s my melon!!!
And things started to get ugly at the local supermarket.
I asked you, do I look fat in this? Cat got your tongue?
I love what Oleg Volk does, but sometimes I just cant understand WTF he was thinking. This awkward pregnancy photo is better
I’m fairly certain that photo violates the Hauge Convention, the Geneva Convention and laws in at least 47 US States and 9 Canadian Provinces.
Or maybe Manitobans?
Gotta be one of them. The Quebecois may be annoying, but they have some style.
That pic needs a really fat spliff of Acapulco Gold in order to properly ruminate over.
Watermelons: the poor owner’s ballistic gel.
You do what I say or the melon’s had it!
You may take my picture, but you can never take my WATERMELON!!!
I closely guard my melons…any questions?
“The water melon crawl? You first, dude”
Melon Labe. Come and Take It.
I like it!
Gallagher was doing it wrong…
is she about to set a trap for al Sharpton?
I know, I know, but it was too easy.
Terrible, but I laughed.
I’m tired of cutting up watermelons with a knife. Ya ever seen what one of these does to a watermelon.
All right Gallagher just TRY IT!
Water Melon?…Water Melon!!! I’ve got your WATER MELON right here!!!
Gallagher, this is the way it’s supposed to be done.
An ample, well developed FUPA lends added stability while utilizing the isosceles stance, as Brenda here will demonstrate…
That’s right! I AM Hickok45’s sister. Got a problem with that?
You’re gonna eat this watermelon and your gonna like it!
Here in Kentucky we eat watermelon and kick ass. This is you lucky day.
Excuse me, are you carrying any concealed produce?
You can have my waddymelon when you pry it from my cold dead hands!
Go ahead, try to get me pregnant punk!
Don’t even think about shooting your load at my melons
I’m holding the evil spawn of St. Trayvon in my right hand…
Carve it biotch, or im’ma put a cap in your azz!
When planting your Detroit urban survival garden be aware some crops require more attentive care than others….
You may choose one of three to be your lifetime companion:
And for the last point of our comparative review: grip ergonomics. Sorry Glock, this one goes to the watermelon.
Say “make me a sammich” one more time and you’re going to know what it is like to pass a watermelon. . .
“Hey, Vern! I got a good idea from that R. Lee Ermy show!”
Reactive targets make training more entertaining.
Some people are never satisfied. Like the woman with a Glock in one hand and a watermelon in the other and she still complains she only has FMJ instead of HP ammo.
Dont mess with my melons
This is one farmer’s daughter that won’t be needing her daddy and his shotgun any time soon.
Short-term zombie survival plan win! Or… “No time to explain! Come with me if you want to live!”
And the brothers go HEY, HO< HEY, HO
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