Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Van says:

    These is melon, this is my gun…

  2. avatar brigo50 says:

    Ginger’s don’t have souls, just watermelons and guns.

  3. avatar g says:

    Seeing this picture, Katie Holmes asked Tom Cruise for a watermelon and a Glock. He said no.

    Result:

    Divorce.

  4. avatar mike marriam says:

    Modestly dressed, knows how to carve a watermelon: what’s not to like?

  5. avatar Sanchanim says:

    That’s my melon!!!
    And things started to get ugly at the local supermarket.

  6. avatar GS650G says:

    I asked you, do I look fat in this? Cat got your tongue?

  7. avatar matt says:

    I love what Oleg Volk does, but sometimes I just cant understand WTF he was thinking. This awkward pregnancy photo is better
    http://www.pregnantchicken.com/storage/MichaelAmy015-650.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1292197020021

    1. avatar Jeff O. says:

      I’m fairly certain that photo violates the Hauge Convention, the Geneva Convention and laws in at least 47 US States and 9 Canadian Provinces.

      1. avatar Anon in CT says:

        Goddamned Newfies.

        Or maybe Manitobans?

        Gotta be one of them. The Quebecois may be annoying, but they have some style.

    2. avatar Gabriel says:

      That pic needs a really fat spliff of Acapulco Gold in order to properly ruminate over.

  8. avatar Patrick Shockley says:

    Watermelons: the poor owner’s ballistic gel.

  9. avatar RKflorida says:

    You do what I say or the melon’s had it!

  10. avatar Nate says:

    You may take my picture, but you can never take my WATERMELON!!!

  11. avatar ralphrotten says:

    I closely guard my melons…any questions?

  12. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    “The water melon crawl? You first, dude”

  13. avatar Stevie W. says:

    Melon Labe. Come and Take It.

    1. avatar Eric says:

      I like it!

    2. avatar Rich says:

      Thread winner.

    3. avatar virtualjohn says:

      +EVA

  14. avatar Evan Easton says:

    Gallagher was doing it wrong…

  15. avatar Adam says:

    is she about to set a trap for al Sharpton?

    I know, I know, but it was too easy.

    1. avatar Michael B. says:

      Terrible, but I laughed.

  16. avatar Bob says:

    I’m tired of cutting up watermelons with a knife. Ya ever seen what one of these does to a watermelon.

  17. avatar Watson says:

    All right Gallagher just TRY IT!

  18. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Water Melon?…Water Melon!!! I’ve got your WATER MELON right here!!!

  19. avatar Rick Hess says:

    Gallagher, this is the way it’s supposed to be done.

  20. avatar Hal says:

    An ample, well developed FUPA lends added stability while utilizing the isosceles stance, as Brenda here will demonstrate…

  21. avatar Beav says:

    That’s right! I AM Hickok45’s sister. Got a problem with that?

  22. avatar Jeff J says:

    You’re gonna eat this watermelon and your gonna like it!

  23. avatar Jason says:

    Here in Kentucky we eat watermelon and kick ass. This is you lucky day.

  24. avatar Low Budget Dave says:

    Excuse me, are you carrying any concealed produce?

  25. avatar Joe Mama says:

    You can have my waddymelon when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

  26. avatar JeffD says:

    Go ahead, try to get me pregnant punk!

  27. avatar OnlyKetchup says:

    Don’t even think about shooting your load at my melons

  28. avatar PillarOfFate says:

    I’m holding the evil spawn of St. Trayvon in my right hand…

  29. avatar gilkman says:

    Carve it biotch, or im’ma put a cap in your azz!

  30. avatar Mark says:

    When planting your Detroit urban survival garden be aware some crops require more attentive care than others….

  31. avatar Aharon says:

    You may choose one of three to be your lifetime companion:
    A) watermelon
    B) woman
    C) Glock

  32. avatar Oddux says:

    And for the last point of our comparative review: grip ergonomics. Sorry Glock, this one goes to the watermelon.

  33. avatar SRMC says:

    Say “make me a sammich” one more time and you’re going to know what it is like to pass a watermelon. . .

    1. avatar ralphrotten says:

      +1

  34. avatar Ruth says:

    “Hey, Vern! I got a good idea from that R. Lee Ermy show!”

    1. avatar Mark says:

      Reactive targets make training more entertaining.

  35. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Some people are never satisfied. Like the woman with a Glock in one hand and a watermelon in the other and she still complains she only has FMJ instead of HP ammo.

  36. avatar Mike says:

    Dont mess with my melons

  37. avatar Greg Camp says:

    This is one farmer’s daughter that won’t be needing her daddy and his shotgun any time soon.

  38. avatar Scooter says:

    Short-term zombie survival plan win! Or… “No time to explain! Come with me if you want to live!”

  39. avatar Boris says:

    And the brothers go HEY, HO< HEY, HO

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