Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Lpokie says:

    Yar, hunting for booty is FABULOUS!

  2. avatar Joel says:

    “After leaving Jersey shore, The Situation took to some…. Strange hobbies”

  3. avatar AW says:

    “MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!”

  4. avatar Jason says:

    Although Martin Riggs’ negotiating techniques were initially considered extreme, few could have predicted the lengths he’d have to go to in Lethal Weapon XXIV to convince criminals he was, in fact, that crazy.

  5. avatar Scooter says:

    On Stranger Tides, indeed! Captain Jack has been made over by Cirque de Soleil!

  6. avatar MotoJB says:

    Is that a picture of you Dan? 😉

    1. Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

      1. avatar MotoJB says:

        LOL

  7. avatar matt says:

    homosexual steam punk performance art?

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      Steam Punk came to mind but my god he must not have remembered what happened last night!
      Can we say the convention party night got s little out of hand?

    2. avatar matt says:

      And I want to know why it is socially unacceptable for me to dress up in black face, but between the Wayans Brothers and this guy, it is perfectly ok for them to dress up in white face?

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        ‘Cause they look better than you.

        1. avatar matt says:

          look better than me as a white guy, or look better than me in black face?

        2. avatar Ralph says:

          Yes.

      2. avatar Austin says:

        Wait what? That’s pretty clearly a stupidly tan white person. His nipples are pink and it looks like he has spray tan on. Comparing a tanned white person with white face paint on to a white person wearing black face does not work.

      3. avatar gabba says:

        blackface is more than simply black paint on the face. it is a caricature of racist stereotypes. this guy simply has white paint on his face. he is not caricaturing white people. when navy seals blacken their faces we do not regard it as blackface because it is not blackface.

  8. avatar Bryan says:

    Found, one of the Lost Episodes of Star Trek, featured Ensign Star Twinkle as Capt. Jack in the futuristic remake of “Caribbean Pirates of Gamma 12”!

  9. avatar Aharon says:

    Dan Zimmerman spends too much time on the Internet seeking out strange new worlds and civilizations, and boldly goes to where no man has gone before.

    1. avatar KWAL says:

      I have a feeling there has been a man there before.

        1. avatar Aharon says:

          FTW?

          Free The Wookies?

        2. avatar matt says:

          for the win

        3. avatar KWAL says:

          Haha, Thanks Dan.

          FTW could be WTF when you look at it from the rear.

  10. avatar KWAL says:

    There’s going to be a lot of that in LA LA land this weekend.

  11. avatar bontai Joe says:

    That has to be the strangest photo of a human I have ever seen in all my 56 years! I hope there is an antidote for whatever he is on.

    1. avatar John says:

      It’s bath salts, see how he’s pretty much naked?

  12. avatar Bob says:

    The NRA appointed Star Pirate Arnogakoko to their board of directors – This just another failed attempt to increase diversity within the NRA membership.

  13. avatar Ralph says:

    A still from the new Fox show, “Straight Eye for the Queer Guy.”

    Carson Kressley, where are you when we need you?

  14. avatar Todd94590 says:

    Tinkerbell, as seen by the MAIG crew, shortly after receiving her concealed carry permit

  15. avatar adam says:

    Further proof that your “saturday night special” might really be “sunday morning regret”….

  16. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    “Shown is a booking photo from the Washoe County Sheriff’s department at last year’s Burning Man festival…”

  17. avatar Avid Reader says:

    The latest photos from the GSA’s Vegas convention have been leaked…

  18. avatar Randolphus Maximus says:

    It’s like the directors of Baron Munchausen, 300, The Fall, and that movie with the Village People in it all got into a fight…I don’t know about anyone else, but I pictured a lot of slapping in that fight…

  19. avatar Felix says:

    Trigger control!!!!

    1. avatar Sam Wright says:

      It’s ok, it is not cocked.

      1. avatar Mark N. says:

        I guess that explains the body paint…

  20. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Spaceal, the oft overlooked member of The Village People.

  21. avatar KWAL says:

    It’s Elmer Fudd at the gay parade. And be verwy, verwy quiet. He’s Hunting for wabbits.

    1. avatar John says:

      More like bears.

  22. avatar carey says:

    Wanting to erase his reputation as a flibbertigibbet, Fred thought that ‘tough’ nautical garb might give him some street cred.

  23. avatar Steven says:

    I know some ranges don’t allow ‘human’ targets, but this one would be pretty fun. You can try and hit the man, the telescope, the handgun, the stars on it’s chest, or the ship!

  24. avatar Adam says:

    He must have gotten shot with the ‘gay gun’ that Matt was talking about yesterday…..

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      This site has more Matts than a long-haired cat.

      1. avatar matt says:

        well i’m the lower case matt, the others are all just imposters.

  25. avatar Charlie says:

    Homosexuality really went downhill after Athens.

  26. avatar raincrow says:

    Obama holding his last press conference before the 2012 election claiming he’s holding on to his god and guns too!

  27. avatar Matt says:

    The Man with the Golden Gun and some of his lesser known accoutrement…

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