Quote of the Day: Tarnished Star Edition

“It’s a disgrace to the noble Lone Star Republic Of Texas that, when I visit there, I have to keep my gun burkha snugged around my body while walking the windswept parking lots of Amarillo in a way that I don’t when I’m walking through the Indiana hippie enclave of Broad Ripple, because in Texas it’s a crime if somebody accidentally sees my gun and here in Indiana the hippies can just piss off if they catch a glimpse of my heater.” – Tamara Keel