Battle Mug is at it again. The maker of the nearly indestructible anodized-aluminum tactical beverage container that Nick and Tyler tested to shreds a few months ago is now selling a (non-AWB compliant) A2 flash hider/bottle opener. Meet the F’Ning Bottle Opener:

Made from 4140 Pre-Hardened Mil-Spec quality Steel
This flash hider inspired bottle opener will provide a lifetime of support during “Drink-OPs”
Phosphate coated
Threaded 1/2×28 TPI

They actually went to the trouble of threading it so you could theoretically attach it to your AR if you need all that extra leverage to pry off those stubborn bottle caps. But who wants to have to drag their AR out of the gun safe every time they open a beer? And who wants to muzzle their beers and their drinking buddies while their judgment and coordination deteriorate from the effects of said suds?

Don’t do it: this soldier should be deployed for detached service only.

 **Fine Print:
While the F’Ning Bottle Opener has all the form and features of a well known AR Flash Hider, this is being sold as a fully functional bottle opener only.
Don’t drink and shoot
Don’t shoot your eye out
Etc, etc, etc.

Words we should all live by.

$29, including free US delivery.

9 Responses to New from Battle Mug: A2 Flash Hider Bottle Opener

  1. “(Not for sale in CA, HI, MA, NY, CT, IL, …. )”

    Hey, this thing could convert a single-shot rifle into an eeeevil assault weapon!

  2. This product is full of win. Now I am one step closer to turning my M-4 into a Galil, does anyone know were I can find a wire cutting fore grip?

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