Holy Smoke Now Offers Red, White and Blue Smoke

As we reported last July, for $850, an ATF-approved Holy Smoke hand loader will seal your ashes inside your choice of ammo, either shotgun shells or pistol rounds. In the latter case, you get a case of hollow-points with your nose-mounted remains at the front under a clear seal [pic after the jump]. Hmmm. What catchphrase would your survivor use to shoot your murderer with bullets containing your ashes? Of course, that’s NOT the point AT ALL. It’s called Holy Smoke for Christ’s sake. (Shame on you.) Anyway, I spoke with the Smoke folk and they told that patriotic customers can now order red, white and blue powder to accompany their ashes on their short, violent journey into atmospheric dispersal. And yes, you can prearrange the whole deal before shuffling off this mortal coil. I’m in. So to speak.