Not an actual telly. A Telly Award. “Founded in 1979, the Telly Awards is the premier award honoring outstanding local, regional, and cable TV commercials and programs, the finest video and film productions, and online commercials, video and films.” Yeah, who needs those stupid Emmys? ‘Cause if you think the Emmy award peeps would have so much problem with noun / verb agreement, or give a gong to a bottle blond showing some love to a dead pheasant, you’re wrong. Dead wrong. BTW I made that name up.