Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | May 04, 2012 | 36 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Kevin Walsh says: May 4, 2012 at 15:02 Attention Eric, Attention Eric!! We found one! Reply Bill Baldwin says: May 4, 2012 at 15:09 This, sir, is not a weapon, it’s a new oral hygiene tool. The handcuffs? My wife said she would only warn me twice to keep my mouth shut, I didn’t obey the first time. Reply Moonshine7102 says: May 4, 2012 at 15:09 Here, hold this for a second. Reply Makattak says: May 4, 2012 at 15:16 Don’t put your gun in there! You don’t know where it’s been! Reply Aharon says: May 4, 2012 at 15:18 Instant wisdom teeth removal. Reply Phrederick says: May 4, 2012 at 15:22 “‘Are you flossing?’ ‘You sure you’re flossing?’ Every visit he asks that, this’ll show him.” Reply ChrisM says: May 4, 2012 at 15:31 “All I said to the guy was that I thought bullpup designs were silly!” Reply Kerry Drake says: May 4, 2012 at 15:36 Irresponsible Gun Owner / Oral Hygene of the Day Reply CarlosT says: May 4, 2012 at 15:42 The range safety demonstration wasn’t going well… Reply Hal says: May 4, 2012 at 15:45 MSAR magazines are so unreliable that your only option at close range is a muzzle strike… Reply Mike S says: May 4, 2012 at 15:49 New from Harris: “The Human Bipod” Reply James St. John says: May 4, 2012 at 15:50 Body piercing by Styrer Reply Jhonnie B. says: May 4, 2012 at 15:50 Now open up and say, “AUG”. Reply Matt says: May 4, 2012 at 15:52 “It’s a toaster.” (Any “Young Ones” fans?) Reply cmd says: May 4, 2012 at 19:04 Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I remember. I’ll have to dig out the DVDs. Reply Elliotte says: May 4, 2012 at 16:00 “When enough force is applied, this new muzzle device can double as a bayonet. Just make sure to point the barrel down afterwards to give the blood and guts a chance to drain out before firing.” Reply cellude says: May 4, 2012 at 16:04 Oops… Reply Todd94590 says: May 4, 2012 at 16:05 the kids of tomorrow, neither satisfied with their Che’ tee-shirts or body piercings, have decided to combine the two. [it’s two (snap), two (snap), two ways to piss-off-your-parents in one] Reply Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says: May 4, 2012 at 16:12 I heard the AUG was modular but this is ridiculous! Reply Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says: May 4, 2012 at 16:15 Also, Kung-fu bayonet! Reply KYgunner says: May 4, 2012 at 16:17 The BATF’s “Fishing for Narcoterrorists” program may not be as catchy sounding as the “Fast and the Furious” operation, but as it has already captured one suspect, it has been wildly more effective. Or would have been, until A.G Eric Holder announced that the operation is strictly “catch and release”. Reply Mike OFWG says: May 4, 2012 at 16:24 Are you sure this is manufactured by SKOAL? Reply carey says: May 4, 2012 at 16:39 Fred’s cheek piercing was an eye-opener, but his “Prince Albert” was truly shocking. Reply Aaron says: May 4, 2012 at 17:03 Q: “What kind of tool do you use to pierce human flesh?” A: “an AUGer” Reply APBTFan says: May 4, 2012 at 17:06 Gave me a good chuckle and has my vote. Reply Derek says: May 4, 2012 at 17:33 Coming this summer: Malaysia’s Got Talent. Reply Mark says: May 4, 2012 at 18:58 “Run your mouth again, Go ahead!!” Reply Sanchanim says: May 4, 2012 at 19:02 This is your head. This is your head on TTAG lol Reply matt says: May 4, 2012 at 19:04 And you thought the Rodney King beating was bad. Reply racer88 says: May 4, 2012 at 19:36 Tastes like chicken! Reply Van says: May 4, 2012 at 19:54 AKA: muzzle mouth gun grill carbine kisser pistol puss bullet breath lead lips heater head magazine mush firearm face scope skull Reply sam says: May 4, 2012 at 20:20 Water pics are for sissys Reply bontai Joe says: May 4, 2012 at 20:36 “Hey you weak Yankee dogs, this is how we floss in North Korea!” At least his finger is off the trigger. Reply Rich says: May 4, 2012 at 22:14 “Why is everybody steyring at me?” Reply Joe says: May 5, 2012 at 02:18 Stop steyring at me! Reply gemalo says: May 5, 2012 at 11:59 I’m sorry sir, you can’t board the airplane with handcuffs. They’ll have to be in checked baggage. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.