Don’t call 911, it’s just a minor flesh wound….
Reports of white male with gunshot wounds near corner of 45th and Washington, show ambulance responding. Oh…wait…no…its just Steve. Damn it, someone tell Steve to put on a shirt.
Here we see our next case, Dick. He’s developed a curious form of stigmata known as d-bagmata.
“That’s a Charter Arms Bulldog, and you’ve had your five”
Out of 132 rounds fired by seven NYPD officers, the suspect was hit five times.
That stupid spider won’t stay still. Just let me get one more shot at it.
No, no! You shoot Zombies in the Head!
President Metrosexual has declared that all existing tattoos with images of guns, ammo, and bullet holes are not covered by the Bill of Rights and must be registered. Artists are now banned from creating any new violence themed tattoos.
I blame stand your ground laws.
You should see the other guy.
evidence number 122, noting once more spirit animals are bullet proof.
Did I fire 5 shots or 6? Do you feel lucky punk?
Ah… I did a variant of yours because I didn’t see it at first… nicely done! 🙂
lol, no problem. Only 9mm.
Fiddy Cent’s complexion looks much darker in his videos.
This is what happens on the South Side of Chicago when you don’t pay for your tattoos.
Sorry. The bullet-hole tattos are just so bizarre. I can’t think of anything snarky to say about them.
I’m not alone!
Yo, can you do dis with your abs? Didn’t think so fool. Now someone call a doctor
Justice for Trayvon, x five!
Dirty Harry get his answer… in ink.
Dirty Harry gets his answer… in ink
(sorry for duplicate… I couldn’t edit the prior post)
…that can be arranged…
*singing La Roux* “Next time baby, I’ll be bullet proof!”
Damned tattoos are hard to hit, nevermind “erase!”
3 amigos: “Jose, hold up your hat!”
Come up a handful of clicks and try for the dragon.
Who wants to play “connect the dots?”
Dead man walking!
You call that a group, punk?
“The Itsy-Bitsy Spider crawled up the inked-up punk with deep-seated issues hidden behind a pseudo-masculine facade of animal totem body art and an attempt and indicating a fearless nature by mockery of fatal gunshot wounds…” I guess that doesn’t rhyme, huh?
“Tis but a scratch.”
-“A scratch? You been shot 5 times!”
“No I haven’t.”
-“Well what’s that?”
“I’ve had worse.”
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