Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | May 18, 2012 | 49 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments GS650G says: May 18, 2012 at 17:04 But I WANNA jihad !!!! Reply Kelly in GA says: May 18, 2012 at 17:12 Baby needs shoes. And a holster. Had to do it. Reply Cellude says: May 18, 2012 at 17:13 Something not politically correct….but I do see a “vest” in the picture though. Reply Sam Wright says: May 18, 2012 at 17:15 Rambo 7: The Early Years Reply Hal says: May 18, 2012 at 17:20 I know little buddy… I hate that you’re limited to a fixed 20 round mag too… but hey, at least it’s piston driven right? Reply Ralph says: May 18, 2012 at 17:25 But I wanted bunny wabbits on my bib! Reply Lee says: May 18, 2012 at 17:27 Please, spay or neuter your terrorists. Reply Jason says: May 18, 2012 at 17:32 But I don’t wanna kill the Great Satan. Reply Joseph says: May 18, 2012 at 17:35 This isn’t in any way funny… not because it would be politically incorrect to say otherwise but because it is seriously messed up. I genuinely feel sorry for that poor kid. Reply freeport56 says: May 18, 2012 at 17:39 It is the culture he lives in. What we would consider sociopathic behavior, is normal for them. These poor kids are brainwashed at an early age. In a few years this kid will either blow himself up on an Israeli street or be shot trying to blow himself up! Reply Tom says: May 18, 2012 at 18:08 …or try and kill off Americans. Reply freeport56 says: May 18, 2012 at 17:35 Future dead meat! Reply Tom says: May 18, 2012 at 18:10 Nits do grow into lice. Reply sharkley says: May 18, 2012 at 18:23 No dad I don’t wanna blow up infidels and collect 72 virgins I wanna watch blues clues Reply Ken fry says: May 18, 2012 at 18:34 But I wanted an AK! Reply Here Iam says: May 18, 2012 at 19:02 When I grow up I want to be a stain on the pavement, like dear old dad… Reply Guywithagun says: May 18, 2012 at 19:11 Allah Akbar!!!…… Boooooooooom!!!! Reply LeftShooter says: May 18, 2012 at 19:11 Of course I’m crying. I want a real gun, not one with the orange plastic tips! Reply Skyler says: May 18, 2012 at 19:14 What’s the big deal? I played with toy guns when I was a kid too. Reply Tom says: May 18, 2012 at 21:12 But…did you have an explosive vest, prayer beads, religous figure T-shirt, olive drab uniform, and a head scarf like he has? I had a toy M-14 and a WWII helmet liner. But…I did have a toy M2 .50 caliber machine gun with a tripod. Reply Mike S says: May 18, 2012 at 19:19 “Of course I muzzle-swept somebody! Dad, I’m a f***ing terrorist! Remember?!” Reply Aharon says: May 18, 2012 at 19:31 Is his vest a typical tactical combat one or a suicide vest that is designed to explode? Reply Chris says: May 18, 2012 at 19:45 YOU DAD! I learned it from watching you. Reply Aaron says: May 18, 2012 at 20:58 This is what gives Middle Eastern children such a complex – a martyr’s vest and an Infidel’s weapon. Reply Charlie says: May 19, 2012 at 12:17 M4s are trophies for them. Basically the toy AR says “I’ll pry one from an infidel’s cold dead hands.” Reply BrokenForks says: May 18, 2012 at 21:24 “I didn’t sign up for this shit!” Reply Whiskey Tango says: May 18, 2012 at 21:26 Kids, they blow up so fast. Reply pair-o-dee says: May 19, 2012 at 00:04 +1. That’s a good one. 🙂 Reply Aharon says: May 19, 2012 at 10:03 Good play with words. Reply Adam says: May 19, 2012 at 10:17 Not only was that a great play on words but it was also a terrific pun! Reply jd says: May 19, 2012 at 11:13 winner winner Reply John says: May 18, 2012 at 22:07 Junior was not expecting Mattel to be acquired by MagPul. Reply Ben Eli says: May 20, 2012 at 00:37 Mattel used to make the pastic parts for m16’s in the 60’s and 70’s. They had the equipment for injection molding on a mass scale. GI were freaked out when they noticed their equipment was made by a toy maker. Reply Dan says: May 18, 2012 at 22:32 I may get flamed, but man this picture is disturbing. This is a picture of a toddler in Gaza or the west bank dressed up as a Hamas suicide bomber. It is the epitome of why young innocent children grow up hating and wanting to kills Jews. Jews die as a result of this type of indoctrination. These children grow up to become terrorist. There is nothing funny about it and nothing to caption. It is just offensive and sick, plain and simple and should come down. Reply psmcd says: May 18, 2012 at 23:25 He might just be tired, or most likely, he’s overwhelmed by a mean environment. Kids just want to have fun. They are always 100% victims. We grown-ups are supposed to see this meanness ain’t inflicted on them. But I would rather see this image and your response, than not. I hear what you’re saying but expect more/other views. How would I consider all this if it weren’t displayed here? Still, he might just be hot, tired and thirsty. Reply Dubya Bee says: May 18, 2012 at 23:53 This boy is too young to comprehend what’s going on, but it’s true that the Palestinians raise their children up with their highest goal to be martyrs. That’s a basic premise of the Qu’ran. “We will have peace with the Palestinians when they love their children more than they hate ours.” Golda Meir. Reply Dubya Bee says: May 18, 2012 at 23:57 Found the quote: “God is our objective; the Quran is our constitution, the Prophet is our leader; Jihad is our way; and death for the sake of God is the highest of our aspirations.” From the Muslim Brotherhood’s web page, per Wikipedia, but no longer available (but often repeated). Reply GS650G says: May 21, 2012 at 23:05 And the US military is accommodating that sake of God part for them. Sanchanim says: May 19, 2012 at 14:14 Well I have seen what their fathers do first hand. People don’t believe me when I tell them that the kids play kill the Jew in kindergarten. Reply begemot says: May 18, 2012 at 23:17 Child abuse. Extremely poor taste. Reply woot says: May 18, 2012 at 23:51 THE TERRORIST’S AK NEVER JAMS LIKE MY M-16! Reply Michael B. says: May 19, 2012 at 07:26 This is unfortunately not funny at all and is quite tragic. I can’t find the potential humor in it. Reply Tarrou says: May 19, 2012 at 08:16 I can! Hell, any day religious psychopaths want to reduce their own gene pool is a good day by me. Reply Michael B. says: May 19, 2012 at 09:40 The problem is that he’s a child. If a Jihadi bomb maker blows himself up on accident I’ll be right there chuckling with you. They don’t do that often enough, however. This boy is innocent and having his mind filled with dangerous hogwash that may one day inspire him to kill himself and other people. Look at the look on his face. He’s quite clearly scared. This is child abuse and psychological terrorism. Reply jd says: May 19, 2012 at 11:14 future head of nato Reply Mike OFWG says: May 19, 2012 at 12:25 You SOB! Next year this will be real and you’ll be sorry! Reply Sanchanim says: May 19, 2012 at 14:11 NOT THE GREEN HEADBAND! I don’t wanna die!!! Reply NoDragonspeak says: May 20, 2012 at 17:44 Stranger danger .. Stranger danger .. !!! “.. but woe to the person on whose account or by whom the offence comes .. “ Reply bontai Joe says: May 22, 2012 at 16:37 I thought the kid was just upset that his shoulder stock didn’t have a thing that goes up. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.