“Your barrel is pitted…”
“Your lens cap is on…”
F-stop, don’t shoot!
photog-nerd humor! 😉
Wait for the flash.
Ok,the duel starts now!! we both shoot on the count of 3 and then see who wins!!
My camera isn’t as ubiquitous as your M4.
NBC’s pilot episode for the reboot of ‘The Odd Couple’ is set in California.
Major manufacturer M4 rifle with tactical attachments: $1,800
Major manufacturer DSLR with lenses and accessories: $2,000
Finding which one points and shoots better: priceless.
California police set to seize cameras not on the official DOJ “approved” list.
I want to see my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone!
I am posting too quickly! Slow Down!
You know the man in black was Johnny Cash right?
Recruiting Ad pic for the next generation of some fascist government’s Storm Troopers.
On the count of three fire, one, two, …….
Don’t get shot just to get the shot.
Know your target and what is in front of it.
Wait, aren’t we supposed to take photos showing your flash hider’s capabilities after dark?
Now, did he fire 30 bullets into the rioting crowd or was it 29?
No… YOU drop it!
You drop it first!
After you drop it!
The professional instructors demonstrate the proper positioning taught at James Yeager’s school of photography.
+100 – I was thinking the same thing.
It seems the ATF has finally had enough of Fox News’ coverage of Operation Fast and Furious…
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
“Foolish photographer. Your 35mm DSLR is no match for my 5.56 M4.”
Confucius say, “Paparazzi must know your limitations!
Photographer thinking to himself, “I am still not quitye at the angle I want for this shot.”
Police officer thinking to himse;f, “I know the boss said to cooperate for this magazine photo shoot, but if I just shoot the ear ring off this guy, maybe he will pester someone else the rest of the day.”
“Take only photos, leave only casings”
I vote for this one.
you loose. . .
Please no one say shoot
When I said “No photographs.”, I meant “No Photographs.”
Photographer: Yeah, you may think you’re cooler, but I can delete *my* bad shots!
“we’re running a special on professional headshots…. 100% off”
Say Swiss Cheese!
“Smile! Wait for the flash!”
well….if my calculations are correct…..
Then pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you’re one-on-one.
Every photographer’s dream: a shot to die for!
Kneepads; ur doing it wrong
I guess they don’t make goggles in small or is that a face sheild ?
They only thing that photographer wants to hear is “Click.”
This photo would later be taken out of context, sparking protests across the nation.
My CF card has a higher capacity than your magazine, but yours is longer than mine. Can we agree on that?
“No photos” my ass. See? Everything is fine. Now to move the focus three feet forward…
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