OMG OMG! They’re Wearing Gun Jewelry! OMG!

“As part of the Kardashian empire, Kendall and Kylie Jenner have thousands of young girls who watch their every move. So perhaps the sisters aren’t sending the most positive message to their impressionable fans.” That’s the alarm sounded by the cultural watchdogs at wetpaint.com over the pair’s pistol rings. We don’t know who the hell Kendall and Kylie Jenner are and we really don’t care. But far more disturbing than those plastic gun accessories is the fact that there is a “Kardashian empire.” Through what exhaust vent do we attack that particular Death Star?

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  1. avatar racer88 says:

    Maybe the “cultural watchdog” website should be renamed “WetPants.com?”

  2. avatar Steve says:

    Dan,

    Why are you reading wetpaint.com? I worry about you man. I’m not sure it’s healthy for an adult male (or anyone else) to be reading Teen Gossip mags (or blogs).

    In any case, this is clearly a badly made up controversy.
    No one is really shocked.
    No one is really asking if these two are “Setting a good example”.

    Because, really, who are these two kids, and who cares what they wear for jewellery? – The answer to both of those questions – Nobody.

    1. avatar Ben Eli says:

      HAHAHA
      Now that Steve mentions it, why are you following teen gossip sites?

    2. avatar Sanchanim says:

      I am laughing so hard at this I wet my pants!!!
      Maybe we should have them waring to diamond encrusted NRA pins too while we are at it, that should piss everyone off!

  3. avatar Thomas Paine says:

    did nobody mention finger control yet? 🙂

    actually, it kinda looks like they’re giving the finger, with a gun next to it.

    1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

      In the UK and Australia, they are “giving the finger”.

  4. avatar Levi B says:

    The real problem is clearly that impressionable people are looking to these fools for guidance.

    1. avatar LT says:

      Rome, bread, circuses, yadda yadda

  5. avatar LT says:

    The fact that these two strumpets and the rest of their misbegotten clan have an “empire” should be far, FAR more concerning than any silly gun ring nonsense.

    Heck, even them twirling around loaded Glock 18s with unicorn hair triggers and extended magazines would be less of a problem, provided there was nobody else around and they were in close proximity to each other… actually, that’s just one of my fantasies, I guess.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Don’t call those hoes “strumpets.”

  6. avatar cmd says:

    I’m sure those particular exhaust vents have been attacked regularly. Apparently it’s not much of a vulnerablility.

    1. avatar Mark says:

      My thinking exactly.

  7. avatar Morsesus says:

    Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  8. avatar bob says:

    Both of the freaks can get it.

  9. avatar Aharon says:

    Look closely. They are showing the peace sign along with the image of a gun. That means peace and safety through gun ownership and firepower.

  10. avatar Ralph says:

    Please, please, please, dear Lord, no more Kardashians.

    Amen.

  11. avatar Silver says:

    Exactly what message is being sent by pistol rings?

    Oh, right, the author is simply acting out his own childish hoplophobia by the mere sight of scary guns.

  12. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Isn’t the Kardashian Empire one of those central Asian countries that resulted from the breakup of the USSR? Somewhere between Uzbekistan and Unpronounceablestan? Or maybe it’s southeast of Oz …..

    1. avatar CGinChicago says:

      I think they are Armenian

  13. avatar KWAL says:

    Where are the Safety Nazies? The both have their trigger on the finger.

    1. avatar DaveL says:

      I see what you did there…

  14. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I wanna see them try to board an airplane while wearing those rings. The TSA would have a field day!

  15. I’m seeing a lot of hate in these comments. And sure, they are famous for their video wherein various ports are attacked (not these younger ladies though), but we need to be thinking to ourselves, “How can we exploit these people in a pro gun way?”

    The answer is simple. We need someone close to these Kardashian girls to talk to them and give them the idea, that if they really want to make headlines, they need to do something just outlandishly radical… like take up sport shooting.

    BOOM Sport shooting is on the front page and now the nation actually knows about it. And guns just got a little friendlier to a few million females.

    Everyone wins.

  16. avatar Mark N. says:

    I can’t believe you don’t know who the Jenner girls are. GEEZ LOIUSE! Their dad is the Olympian Bruce Jenner, who inherited his family firearms business, now known as the Phoenix Firearms Company. Bruce married the former Mrs. Kardashian after her husband died. Are you ashamed yet?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      If their last name is Kardashian, they are related to former OJ Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian. If their last name is Jenner, they are related to Bruce Jenner who married Robert Kardshian’s former spouse after Bruce got the worst nose job in medical history. And whether Kardashian or Jenner, they’re all part of the same absurdist reality. I mean, really — Kardashian, Jenner, what’s the difference?

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