I stopped by the Hogue booth where bright green zombie crap is on display. On the counter is a severed foot with a metal tag on it, the bright metal “toe tags” a featured item of swag . . .
I’ll be honest, I am over the whole zombie thing, but I decided to ask what was up. I queried the booth dude if the Zombischeisse was selling.
He paused and said “Yes, it is. Kids who sit and play video games shooting zombies seem to like it, maybe getting out and into the woods once and a while.”
“So by making grips, rifle stocks and knife hilts in florescent green, you really are saving the nation form sedintarianism?” I asked.
He just smiled and nodded, as you might expect from imminently undead.