Question of the Day: Do Guns Make You Sexy?

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Yes, yes, I know: that’s 3:46 of your life you’ll never get back (provided you made it that far). And yes: it’s literally a snot-nosed kid. Who lasers his pal and shows the kind of trigger discipline that launched a thousand IGOTD posts. But TTAG hearts hyperbole and the video raises an interesting question: despite the irony-laced dweeb factor on display here (keeping in mind the rapper says he doesn’t carry a gun), do guns make you sexy? I’m going with yes . . .

A guy running a gun responsibly and efficiently is demonstrating his genetic suitability to females. It shows that he can focus on important tasks (the non-flake factor) and protect potential progeny. Not all women see it that way, but there it is.

Do guns make women sexy? Sure—if you’re a gun guy. What testicle-equipped shooter wouldn’t want a partner who could take care of herself in a life-or-death scenario, team-up with him in the same kind of situation or take care of him (should Mr. Mucho Macho be knocked out of the fight)?

On the instinctive level, same deal: a guy knows that a woman shooter has a better chance of taking care of their mutual sprog, should worst come to worst. Setting aside any questions about fragging . . .

Agree?

comments

  1. avatar Ralph says:

    Do Guns Make You Sexy?

    It depends on the length of your barrel.

    1. avatar Kevin T says:

      hahahaha!

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        It also depends on how often you polish it.

    2. avatar Phydeaux says:

      I thought it was the caliber and not the length of the barrel…

      1. avatar Wade says:

        If that’s what lets you sleep at night…..

  2. avatar girlswithguns says:

    Only if you’re already sexy without a gun 🙂

  3. avatar LT says:

    I’d say no, though they wouldn’t make ya unsexy.

    Women with guns, on the other hand…

  4. avatar Freddie Serna says:

    Well, I would have to say no guns does not make anyone sexy. Now it can be used to make someone more appealing if guns are what you are into.

    I don’t think there are women or girls out there who are saying, “Oh baby I’ll bang any man that carries a Glock 17. Those Glocks just turn me on. Especially if he carries the gun on his hip with the black leather holster canted forward just a little.”

  5. avatar John Fuh-Ritz says:

    Is that kid’s nose running? Dude – Kleenex.

    Eh. Those kids performed, edited and uploaded a complete music video. Which is 100% more than I accomplished this weekend. Good for them.

  6. avatar frankgon4 says:

    I lasted 1:15 of the video.

  7. avatar Jared says:

    I lol’d at the video, pretty funny.

  8. avatar virtualjohn says:

    At my age, I don’t think anything can make me sexy. Guns do make me dangerous to those who would do me harm.

  9. avatar Sanchanim says:

    I am 40 over weight, and not in the best shape.
    So I don’t think a gun makes me sexy, even if it had a long barrel lol

  10. avatar Frank says:

    This seems like it would be crack to the gun grabbers. I would not be surprised if they try to use this in some way to show that all gun people and second amendment rights defenders are just careless and only care about how the gun makes them look. Just my thoughts.

  11. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Me, sexy? Nah, that bullet has already left the barrel.

    Although…maybe if I put my snubbie in “Thunder Wear!”

    (And, no, I’m not making it up: http://www.thunderwear.com/)

  12. avatar Phrederick says:

    No. Being sexy makes me sexy. The gun just makes me prepared in case my sexiness gives the creepers out there any wrong ideas.

  13. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I only made it to 0:14 before my physical revulsion forced me to stop watching it. Why this video inspired you to post the question about guns making someone sexy is beyond my ability to understand.

  14. avatar Derry M says:

    Well, one thing for certain – this kid has no future in musical performance…
    if he has done a lot of fighting prior to releasing this major embarrassment, he’ll have all the fights he could ever dream of after his school chums get a look at it.
    Seems his real message is that he’s got a problem with being short in height and apparently in a lot of other areas, too…END REVERSION TO “THAT MEANIE DERRYM”/

    girlswithguns got it right.

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