Chad Burdette’s business card says he’s a Portable Target Consultant. And it’s a good thing too. Who would buy a target from a Stationary Target Consultant? Wait. I suppose one would, given that most shooting targets just sit there. Some, of course, don’t. Action Targets’ Dropper drops. Once you hit it in the right place. Unfortunately, the Dropper’s dropper drops in the same place every time. So if you don’t position the target properly, well, in this case, the only way to make the dynamic duo disappear is to shoot the buxom lass in the throat. Burdette told TTAG that AT’s sorting that out for brain dead buyers . Meanwhile the Utah manufacturer makes a wide range sturdy targets for enemies of the undead, and those of us who consider zombiemania about as appealing as bell bottom jeans. By Pierre Cardin.