A Field Guide to Gun Shop Salesmen


First and foremost, when you label someone a douchebag, in writing, on a YouTube video, you really ought to spell it correctly. Otherwise you might be accused of being a you-know-what. Anyway, I know some of you can’t watch a man in a New York Yankees cap rant about anything for religious reasons. As a public service, here’s a list of the gun store salesman stereotypes mooted by MrCollonNoire (another awesome opportunity for misspelling): the Fan Boy (brand fanatics), Douchbag (diss-missive brand snob), Old Fart (anti-polymer pants pisser), Newbie (know-nothing) and Commando (tactikoolaid purveyor). I wonder how gun store salesman categorize customers . . . [h/t Yodlepop]