47 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. Ok. Ware this so you don’t fall over backwards. Yes I know it is only a 9mm but you know… just ware it ok…

  2. Trust me guys, we’ll put these bricks on the civilian market with the word “tactical” in the name and make a mint.

  3. If these are NK then it is morally criminal how their elites live like royalty, the military pawns have guns and ammo to shoot, and millions of commoners starve. Same old world.

  4. R&D on the next “Zombie” tactical weapon addition, the “Back-Up Brick”. This accessory allows the user to swing the tactical brick at the heads of zombies in case of gun failure. Once approved they will be painted neon green and shipped to the United States.

  5. The second most useless pistol accessory ever created… cuz nothing will ever top the zombie pistol bayonett!

  6. Thanks to recoil-induced brick swing, for the first time in her life Miss Lee was happy that she had no balls.

  7. Thanks to recent budget cuts we can not afford to offer you any more than 12 rounds for your pistol. If the threat has not been neutralized after 12 rounds then proceed with plan b, b for brick.

  8. “Well, Commander, the best part is, when they’re done, they’ll be able to throw their Makarov further than it can shoot, increasing the gun’s effective range…sir.”

  9. There’s a great scene in the South Korean film Shi-Ri involving a sort of brutal “contest” between trainees to see who can reassemble their pistol the fastest…

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  11. I don’t see real good nowadays, but, it looks like all of them are just pointing downrange and may be trying to tell the bullets to just go “THERE”. The infantrywoman in the second position seems to be alone with her finger on the trigger.

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