Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Rob says:

    “Bob was about to discover that lining up the sights was the least of his worries.”

  2. avatar will says:

    The Lilliputians found Gulliver’s gun.

  3. avatar Sanchanim says:

    Who says bigger is better?

  4. avatar Monty says:

    “Honk again, mother******.”

    1. avatar Accur81 says:

      Good one!

  5. avatar I_Like_Pie says:

    The wee little man fought back beads of sweat while lining up the sights on the unsuspecting chipmunk. He had been waiting his whole life to bag such a trophy. Success means food for his family. If he misses – the animal’s retribution will be swift.

    …and deadly

  6. avatar mmasse says:

    Finally! A weapon chambered in Rosie O’Donnell’s tampons

    1. avatar HAVE GUN says:

      OMG
      that’s sick
      Gonna take a while to erase that from my brain.

    2. avatar Charlie says:

      Her girlfriend is wrist-deep in love…

    3. avatar John says:

      I vote this one!

  7. avatar Corkis says:

    Cant anyone get things right! I said a really big gun with Novak sights; not ‘no back’ sight.

  8. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    Rules of a Gun Fight
    1. Bring a gun.
    2. Bring enough gun.
    2a. More than enough is also acceptable

  9. avatar Van says:

    Barry learned about muzzle flip the hard way.

    1. avatar J. Sturm says:

      +1

  10. avatar Rich says:

    Epcot Center has just opened it’s “Firearms of the Future” exhibit to the public. The exhibit give park visitors a glips of what top Disney Scientists are calling the handgun of the future. The research team believes that firearms in the year 3000 will be the size of a room and will likely fire hovering cars, instead of bullets.

  11. avatar Qajaqon says:

    There are big guns. Then there are really, big, big guns.

    I only have to shoot once with this. (Edit: I most likely won’t be alive to fire a second round)

  12. avatar HAVE GUN says:

    Didn’t look that big in the Cabelas cataglog.

  13. avatar Brian says:

    Everything’s bigger in Texas.

  14. avatar Hawke says:

    “Come on Johnny, hold still. I told you I was only going to shoot the apple”

  15. avatar Josh says:

    “The guy at the shop told me it has great stopping power, but I’m worried about ammo prices.”

  16. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Jim’s 6000 Nitro Express came in, now he is waiting for the IWB holster so he can conceal carry.

  17. avatar macgearailt says:

    My Remington is bigger than yours.

  18. avatar Guywithagun says:

    Black powder and white powder don’t mix.

  19. avatar Makattak says:

    Day at the shooting range for the Lollipop guild.

  20. avatar CarlosT says:

    Joe’s entry into the “micro pistol” market was doomed from the start…

  21. avatar CNS says:

    Illinois politicians display the only gun that will be allowed to be carried once the state legalizes CCW.

  22. avatar DavidT says:

    Now why would you think I was compensating for something?

  23. avatar bontai Joe says:

    How to develope a flinch in one shot.

  24. avatar bontai Joe says:

    You wanna gun for bears? This here is a bear gun…. or is it a beer gun, I forget which.

  25. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Hold my beer and watch this!!!

  26. avatar Scott says:

    Although mainly remembered for his axe and blue ox, Paul Bunyan was also a firearms enthusiast.

  27. avatar Accur81 says:

    My wife is 5’5 and 117 pounds, and she can conceal this and still look hot.

  28. avatar dave says:

    You call that a gun? THIS IS A GUN!

  29. avatar Tom says:

    Beats Dirty Harry’s most powerful hand gun in the world statement.

  30. avatar Aaron says:

    “This is a scale mode to demonstrate the efficacy of the new transfer-bar safety”

  31. avatar Bill F says:

    Our new revolver can be handled by even the smallest of shooters.

  32. avatar gemalo says:

    ” Eyes and ears ? We don’t need no eyes and ears. What can possibly happen ?”

    1. avatar Rich says:

      I just know there’s an FPS Russia joke in here somewhere.

  33. avatar kalel666 says:

    Say hello to my little friend, he’s the one holding the gun!

  34. avatar girlswithguns says:

    People travel from far, far away just to gaze upon its sights and stroke its grip. It is – the most interesting gun in the world.

  35. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Al from ‘Tool Time’ is trying out Tim’s new supersized mouse gun.

  36. avatar Mark N. says:

    The Original Remington Hand Cannon.

  37. avatar Tarrou says:

    Gerald had taken the jokes about his height long enough. Today, he fought back.

  38. avatar oh Baby! says:

    Press Release
    “Ruger has improved on the Big Magnum calibers, with a Big caliber big gun.
    Introducing the new .99 Magnum Super Redblackhawk Super revolver , manufactured and marketed specifically for the OWFG, that doesn’t want to have to retrieve what he shoots, and wears the 4x clothing required to conceal it.”

  39. avatar Adam D says:

    Top Shot: Lillyput

  40. avatar twency says:

    Ron Swanson examines the latest addition to his office decorations.

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