After changing his position on a particular political issue of the day, a critic of Abraham Lincoln accused him of being two-faced. To which the rail-splitter responded, “Do you think that if I had two faces, I’d use this one?” Yes, we can extend this little parable to guns if we stretch reeeeal hard – and that’s just what we’re gonna do! Most of us have bought a gun we later came to regret. Then again, it’s the gun we have. And the gun you have is always better than all the guns you don’t. But it’s the kind of gun that, if you had two, that embarrassing thing would most likely assume a position toward the back of the safe and stay there. So whether you carry your little embarrassment every day or hide it when you open your safe for your friends, what’s the most regrettable gun you own? Or owned?