“They come together to shoot things,” abc2news.com‘s talking head teleprompts. “But now a pair of gun advocates are recovering from injuries after an accident . . .” Wait. “Gun advocates”? As in gun rights crusaders out to prove a point? Nope. A retired state police officer and his son firing a Japanese rifle on a grand day out. The report does the fair and balanced thing: pointing out the farm’s 30-year safety record, revealing the fact that both participants were wearing eyes and ears, incorporating the farmer’s assertion that shooting is safer than soccer, and revealing that neither “victim” was seriously hurt. Why they “didn’t even need stitches.” So . . . why is this news?