What Could Possibly Go Wrong: AK-47 Assault Rifle Flash Drive

In a world where you can find yourself kicked out of school for biting your pizza in a threatening, non-approved pattern, is there any doubt that the AK-47 Assault Rifle Flash Drive is an expulsion waiting to happen? Never mind what you can expect trying to get one of these babies through a TSA checkpoint. But that’s OK. You can catch the next flight after your complimentary colonoscopy.


  1. avatar AK says:

    Awesome! Does it come with a 3 point sling for a lanyard?

  2. avatar Martin Albright says:

    Want! 😀

  3. avatar Aharon says:

    I’ve worked with some people in the past (I’m thinking in San Francisco) who would complain about a co-worker — stating they are feeling threatened and that the user must be a dangerous gun nut — using such as USB design to the HR Department simply to feel ’empowered’ by messing with another person. Some of those PC workplaces would possibly even require such a USB user to get sensitivity training. Lets now all hold hands and sing kumbaya.

  4. avatar Martin Albright says:

    You’ll want the Grenade flash drive to complete your office battle kit:


  5. avatar Mike in NC says:

    Could this be an attempt at a .762mm rifle to go with the recent reports of .9mm sidearms?

  6. avatar Bill says:

    This will bring the brain dead, left wing wacko teachers, professors, principles and deans out the woodwork.

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