Better hope Howdy Doody back there has better trigger awareness than you, toots.
And it looks like the boy behind her is pointing his rifle at her head.
This response should win…I have been cracking up over this for five minutes straight.
kalel666 – all the way! 🙂
I wanted a Ken Doll, fei hun!
You’ve got three seconds to give me back my Hello Kitty lunchbox.
Haha, that’s where I was going with it too.
North Korea… What will they try next?
So mom, let’s talk about my allowance again.
“Scowl as hard as you like, I’m the one with a 40mm launcher pointed at the back of your head.”
If that little sissy with the blue hat doesn’t stop pointing that grenade launcher at the back of my head, I’m going to pop a cap in his ass!
Santa promised me a pony this year!
All your base are belong to us.
“No backsies, Mr. Bond.”
“You heard Mr. Hansen. Have a seat right over there.”
“Recess is over when *I* say it is.”
No more Brussels Sprouts!
Behind the scenes of a Michael Moore and George Lucas collaboration “documentary” about labor laws titled: “Foxconn Strikes Back”
“Nerf gun? I’ve got your nerf gun, RIGHT HERE!”
They laughed at my drawings, I laughed at their chalk outlines.
They drained the kiddy pool, I drained their blood.
Be very quite, I am hunting godzilla…
“I said, Kiss my ass mutha fucker”
I said give me Hello Kitty back NOW.
Smile when you say ‘Red China’!
“One from Column A, One from Column B.
You no take all day, Almond-eye!”
“..from my cold, dead hands”
I swear, if that kid behind me muzzles me once more with that M203…
I said I’ll take a bath tomorrow night.
“Trigger discipline is for gweilo!”
Go ahead, call me “sweet little girl” one more time . . .
The QBZ-95: they said anyone could use it. You didn’t believe them.
the 1000-yard-stare, taught by the Suzuki method
You want to do what with a tentacle?! Oh no you dont!
You know that feeling someone is pointing a gun at your head….
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