Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    What gun?

  2. avatar mp says:

    Our agent called. Your life insurance was approved

  3. avatar Aaron says:

    You only have one shot at this… make it count!

  4. avatar Gabe says:

    And the most bizarre challenge yet on Top Shot is up next…

    1. avatar Mark Sunderlin says:

      +1!

  5. avatar NR says:

    “Marriage is a duel to the death, which no man of honour should decline.”

    -G.K. Chesterton, Manalive

  6. avatar imrambi says:

    Stand right there until I get up the aisle!

  7. avatar Sam Wright says:

    This is my special day. You’re gonna marry me, and you’re gonna like it.
    I’ll show you why to buy the cow when the milk’s free.

  8. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Til death do us part.

  9. avatar ryan says:

    ‘Til Death Do Us Part.

    1. avatar ryan says:

      Ah…he beat me to it.

  10. avatar Hulley says:

    Does this dress make me look fat? SAY IT! SAY IT!

  11. avatar John E> says:

    It’s your honeymoon, no going off half cocked!

  12. avatar Frank Williams says:

    Sorry, dear, but you really should have insisted I sign that pre-nup.

  13. avatar MadDawg J says:

    Cold feet? I’ll give you hot lead if you don’t get out there mister!

  14. avatar Frank Williams says:

    I spent good money on that bridesmaid dress and you WILL wear it!

  15. avatar Kevin T says:

    The couple chose to exchange their own vows….

  16. avatar Steve says:

    “I don’t care if you have a softball game to go to!”

  17. avatar Aaron says:

    “Four rules? What four rules, dear? I *fully intend* on shooting you!”

  18. avatar NeonCat says:

    “I demand satisfaction. No one says my wedding dress looks cheap. NO ONE!”

  19. avatar Graybeard says:

    Before the wedding, the bride had a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies who wanted the groom to marry them instead.
    -or, as Loretta Lynn said:
    “You ain’t woman enough to take my man.”

  20. avatar Jwhite says:

    What part of “No Prenup” dont you understand…

  21. avatar Jwhite says:

    What part of “There will be no crying” did you not understand?

    or

    Do they speak english is ‘what?’ huh, do they?

  22. avatar Jwhite says:

    Do I look fat in the dress? Do I? Do I?

  23. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “You slept with my bride’s maid last night?!”

  24. avatar 4strokes says:

    “Repeat after me – I do.”

  25. avatar john doe says:

    remember that prenup you made me sign?

  26. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Mine can still go pop.

  27. avatar virtualjohn says:

    “What do you mean, ‘The wedding is off.’? We are getting married and now, Mister!”

  28. avatar Gabriel says:

    Someone spoke now and she pulled her piece. I’ve always wondered why I’ve never heard anyone object when the pastor said that.

  29. avatar Shawn says:

    “Keep that thing away from me”

  30. avatar joated says:

    For some reason, when the minister asked if anyone objected, no one did.

  31. avatar Javier says:

    The father of the bride forgot his gun, but, the bride brought a backup.

  32. avatar mmasse says:

    I told you not to smear that cake on me and I MEAN IT!

  33. avatar Ralph says:

    When the moron in the Incendiary Image of the Day post chickened out, his bride took over.

  34. avatar Elkhunt says:

    You want me to suck what???? Oh no sir, we are MARRIED now!

  35. avatar Aharon says:

    A FREE wedding dress for your daughter with the purchase of a $500 black powder pistol. Just imagine all the money you’ll save (and actually keep) when it’s time to marry her off and you have to pay for a bridal gown costing thou$ands. Such a deal!

  36. avatar Ropingdown says:

    “I really do love you, James, but my country must come first.”

  37. avatar Monty says:

    “If anyone has any objections, speak now and forever rest in peace.”
    or
    “I DON’T”

  38. avatar Muddyboots says:

    …Until death do us part.

  39. avatar Leftshooter says:

    Why yes, I do know what wearing white implies. Now stand still while I show you for what exactly you were being “groomed.”

  40. avatar 07duallydog says:

    “You listen to me mister , now that w’ere married , I AM in charge , and I don’t want your damn mother over here telling me how and what to make as your favorite meals ,GOT IT ?!

  41. avatar Ryan says:

    “Pre-nup this!”

  42. avatar Isaac says:

    What do you mean, you didn’t put film in the camera!!@??

  43. avatar Right! says:

    Nice Guns!

  44. avatar Aharon says:

    After a recent same-sex marriage in Boston a woman turned to her new spouse and said “No, I changed my mind. You are going to be the bottom and I’ll be the Top”.

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