This brings a whole new meaning to the term “Poop-Shoot”…. Apologies in advance…. 🙂
Crack shot on the crap pot.
I’m still working on it, but I know it must have the word ‘pot-shot’ in it somewhere.
I blew up on the pot.
I blew up on the pot.
Breathe in let out half a breath……AAAHHHH. Now to squeeze the trigger.
If I have to hit the Reload button one more time, I’m gonna SHIT!!
I said occupied!
He really is ready for when the SHTF.
One-shot mag dump.
Sure you can come over and shoot the shit
Alright seriously… how the heck did you guys get a camera in my bathroom?
Sighting in a piece of crap.
That asshole won’t know what shit him.
Care to join me? Sorry, I don’t have another seat to offer you at the moment but you are welcome to use your pants
When the Metamucil has lost its edge… Throne Carry
Gotta to squeeze one off!
After a month long crime spree and no arrests by police, citizens have begun to take action and defend themselves from the criminal mastermind known only as “The Turd Burglar”
“Having just flushed a pair of record-book honkers, our hunter now concentrates on achieving a smooth follow up.”
I’m not taking any shit off of you!
As my Dad used to say to me, “It’s time to either SHOOT or get off of the pot!”, or something close to that expression.
It is now OK for the bang to scare the crap out of him.
Crap shoot has a new meaning.
I bet I can turn on the shower from here.
Where’s the eye protection?
“Damnit woman, I said Charmin”!
bob was not going to be surprised and unarmed like john Travolta was in pulp fiction….or did you wash that gun before handing it to you buddy??
WOW ! Mayor mike has a shooting gallery in his bathroom.
Caught on the pot with a single-shot
How I got the drop on you?
There are times that multi-tasking just can’t be avoided, LOL.
TTAG writer testing the new Throne Defense Position.
Caught you with my pants down.
“I wont make the same mistake Elvis did and not have a gun with me when I’m on the crapper, death is going to have a little surprise when he comes for me here.”
Being completely out of 3″ slugs, Henry improvised.
To be honest, I’m dissappointed I, or anyone else, didn’t post this earlier…
Rule #3 of Zombieland- Beware of Bathrooms.
You are at your most vulnerable while sitting on the toilet, so always take extra care.
The BG’s going to need this seat more than I do if he’s dumb enough to walk throught the door!!!
Because crime doesn’t wait for you to wipe and flush.
“I don’t care what so-and-so said, there ain’t gonna be no ‘poop-and-shoot’ event at the gun range.”
“Finally closed the door far enough to find my gun. Been looking for this thing for a month.”
Joe’s new hunting blind has all the amenities.
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