Just a question… Why does that “Batman” appear to have a camel-toe?
and the “Robin” has breasts…
YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY UNDERPANTS!@!!one1!~
my eyes!!! they burn!!!! this cannot be unseen!!!
LOL I have no idea WTF I’m doing!
Occupy this Joker!!!
Do you like my new BAT-GUN?
Say it!!! Say it!!! Say I’m the best caped crusader ever or I’ll give you a hair style you’ll never forget…
is this from a russ meyer B movie??
The 3″ hand-held naval gun proved to be one of Batman’s less successful inventions.
Hands Up Dude, “Is that a Transmorgifier or are you just happy to see me?”
Where the heck were you hiding that hand cannon… Um never mind I don’t want to know.
I gotta get me some of those tights that don’t ride up so high.
SO! You think this outfit makes my butt look big, do you? Well, take THIS, you scallywag!
Oh the “pre Adam West” Batman movies. So awesome, but so hard to find.
Sometimes I wish I had a cape to help with concealed carry of super oversized weaponry.
Now that Han officially never shot first, I’M going to fire first!
I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?
My outfit’s cheap? MY OUTFIT’S CHEAP?!! Eat this, you fedora-wearing thug!
“If you don’t do exactly what I say, this gun is going to shoot you.”
Crazy guns having minds of their own.
“%*&@ the Batterang–meet the BAT-GAT!”
This gun makes up for my small package!
“Holy Tin Can Batman! I didn’t know you could make a gun out that asparagus can!” (The first recycling ad on TV)
That is without a doubt the silliest effing costume in the history of motion pictures. The ears, for me, put it over the top. He looks more like a cricket than a bat. And, ok, yes, Robin is the “boy wonder,” but he’s not actually supposed to be 12 years old, is he?
I never knew there were pre-Adam-West batman films, and now I can’t rest until I see one of them. I mean, that really does look like a hair dryer.
I don’t have a clever caption for this, just if anybody is interested.
It is from a serial from
(1943) movie serial”
I know it looks like a soup can with iron sights, but just pretend…
This season on Top Shot!
“Call them panties again. I dare you. I double dare you.”
The thug took one look at the masked duo and surrendered. No straight man was going to take his chances against the Costuming Gun.
I think Robin looks like a young Mickey Rourke:
Do you really think this gun clashes with my cape?
Ken and Barbie show up to the party dressed as Batman and Robin!
(Sequal to Bob H’s caption)
And as Robin can tell you, this blasterizer isn’t the only thing I carry in my Thunderwear.
I couldn’t conceal my full-size gun in this outfit so I brought my compact.
Yesterday, Commissioner, you were against concealed carry AND gay marriage in Gotham. Tomorrow yours will be one less vote Robin and I have to worry about.
Ha ha ha, good one!
I can hear Batman saying “Do you still think this speedo looks gay, punk?”
Call it a bikini one more time and I will shoot you with this soup can contraption!
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