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About Robert Farago

Robert Farago is the Publisher of The Truth About Guns (TTAG). He started the site to explore the ethics, morality, business, politics, culture, technology, practice, strategy, dangers and fun of guns.
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58 Responses to SHOT Show Caption Contest

  1. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    oh my.

  2. avatar Brad_in_MA says:

    She can “Sturm” my “Gewehr” any time. Ach du lieber !!!

  3. avatar Patrick B. says:

    Trigger control: double entendre.

  4. avatar Alicia says:

    “Does this gun make my chest look big?”

  5. avatar Johnny says:

    Somewhere, a feminist is crying.

  6. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “She carried a pair of 38′s, and a gun.”

  7. avatar I_Like_Pie says:

    Hey look…There is the Hodgdon booth behind that lady wearing pajamas!!!!

  8. avatar "Dr."Dave says:

    My, she looks unhappy.

    “Why isnt anyone looking at my breasts?”

  9. avatar bunni@imfdb says:

    ATI’s new .22 AK with plastic furniture

  10. avatar Doc says:

    Call me “Booth Bimbo” one more time…

  11. avatar Steve says:

    3 fake guns.

  12. avatar Watzadon says:

    Fra-gey-lee, hmmm it must be Italian

  13. avatar Joe says:

    Is a company making an Sturmgewehr 44 reproduction??? If someone was that would kick ass!

  14. avatar Ric H. says:

    Does she come standard?

  15. avatar JSIII says:

    No “Synthetic” material here

  16. avatar Brandon says:

    Yes honey that’s the one I want. Now pay the man and get your butt home and make me a sandwich.

  17. avatar Brian says:

    Hey babe, can you get me a beer before you clean that gun?

  18. avatar Will says:

    “OMG… that a**hole is blocking the tv”

  19. avatar Brad_in_MA says:

    Joe,

    Check out “Marstar” in Canada. They made semi-auto repro Stg-44 rifles.

    – Brad

  20. avatar Dave J says:

    …I’m not very proud and somewhat embarrassed about this gig…and my dye job.

  21. avatar Keith S says:

    ….and it comes with a stock woodie…

  22. avatar Jim says:

    “Why couldn’t I have gotten picked for the Barrett booth?”

  23. avatar readyfire,aim says:

    i just found the new ex mrs ready aim,fire

  24. avatar miforest says:

    wow wow wowowooowooowow wow

  25. avatar huck says:

    My name is Lisa, and I’m the NRA.

  26. avatar Varmint Hunter says:

    Hopefully, she’s trying to figure out a way to brush her hair with it.

  27. avatar Lemming says:

    They’re made from steel and space-age polymers; and so are the rifles.

  28. avatar Tom says:

    OK, I am ready to pole dance at the Nazi Odessa Bar!

  29. avatar n says:

    “I wish it was bigger.”

  30. avatar Brooklyn in the house says:

    “They are Double Action just in case you were wondering. “

  31. avatar Tim says:

    Must we always suffer through this RF? MUST WE? So be it – I will just have to grin and bear (or is it bare) it.

  32. avatar virtualjohn says:

    “Where do you put the batteries?”

  33. avatar NxSW says:

    These mesh brass catchers are becoming all the rage.

  34. avatar Darren says:

    STG 44s? I got some 44s right here…

  35. avatar BLAMMO says:

    It’s not fish I catch with this fishnet. But I sure do hook a lot of suckers.

  36. avatar Travis says:

    Is that an STG44?

  37. avatar Mikeb302000 says:

    Roberrrrt, your resolutiooooon.

  38. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Isn’t this the SciFi/Fantasy Convention? Am I in the wrong hall?

  39. avatar Mercutio says:

    Xhorosho, dorogoya djevuska!

  40. avatar Wade says:

    Why is the camera focused behind her?! damn you, photographer!

  41. avatar matt says:

    German Engineering?

  42. avatar Todd says:

    What the hell is she looking at?

  43. avatar Scott says:

    Her Tacticool add-ons are way better than yours.

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