Headline of the Day: “Stamford gun, drug runner pleads guilty”

From the stamfordadvocate.com. You have to give the gun credit for coming clean and saving the city the cost of the trial.

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  1. avatar Tony Curtis says:

    $2300 for a full auto machine gun? A bargain at twice the price!
    I hope Mr Uzar thinks 30 years in the slammer was worth the pidly amount of money he made.

  2. avatar ST says:

    If only there was a law to ban that kind of thing,then the kids would be safe.

    Oh.There already is one.

    Raspberries…………..

  3. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    Typo alert: You have to give the gun credit for coming clean…

    s/gun/guy/

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      It’s not a typo, it’s a joke. Read the headline again. Read the part before the comma as an independent clause. Whaddya get? “Stamford gun pleads guilty.”

      Well, if ya hafta explain a joke . . . .

      1. avatar pair-o-dee says:

        Ah, my denseness. As Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say, “Never mind.”

  4. avatar JS III says:

    Machine gun with collapsable stock , probably an uzi or ak47 not an rpd or rpk…

  5. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Today we’ve got a gun in the boycott article that “kills…all by itself.” Here we have one that pleads guilty. I want the one that does all the work and pleads not guilty, preferably with a nickel-boron finish, so I don’t even have to clean it.

  6. avatar Matt G. says:

    See. That’s why i like guns, they’re very responsible. The toaster would have tried to pin it on the waffle iron. They’re always arguing.

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