SHOT Show After-Action Caption Contest

Looks like great minds think alike. Let’s see how much more creative the Armed Intelligentsia are than our pals at Gun Nuts.

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  1. avatar Robert Farago says:

    Go ahead. Make my kibble.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      No more kibble for him. He’s stuffed.

  2. avatar Joseph Hartwick says:

    “Did I bite 5 times? or was it 6? I completely lost count. So punk, do you feel lucky?”

  3. avatar Charles says:

    Bark softly and carry a big stick.

  4. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    It’s a little tight, I’ve been working out.

  5. avatar racer88 says:

    Can you see me now?

  6. avatar Frank says:

    Tacticool K-9

  7. avatar Javier says:

    When your best friend needs to go everywhere you do.

  8. avatar Aharon says:

    I can only imagine the reaction if I sent Fido to my orthodox sister and her husband in NYC. 🙂

  9. avatar Kirk says:

    “Little Billy’s at the bottom of an abandoned well! …I pushed him in.”

  10. avatar Aaron says:

    …. Served so honorably in-theater that when he died, we had him stuffed and mounted…

  11. avatar John Fritz says:

    Glad it’s (SHOT Show) over. It was pretty RUFF.

    1. avatar Matt G. says:

      Winner

  12. avatar virtualjohn says:

    “And we’re the ones called ‘dumb friends.'”

  13. avatar O.N. says:

    Alaskan Tactical Industries shows off their new patented sled-dog gear.

    Wrong breed, I know.

  14. avatar Pro Libertate says:

    This gives a whole new meaning to “humping”

  15. avatar NR says:

    Well of *course* my bark is worse than my bite. I used to think that biting was a pretty good option, but that was when I lived in New Jersey.

  16. avatar Charles says:

    “How much is that doggy in the window – blam blam –
    the one with the tactical vest?”

  17. avatar Matt G. says:

    “Details finally start leaking out about the top secret SEAL team 9…. K-9.”

  18. avatar Ralph says:

    A perimeter defense patrol dog designed by Congress.

  19. avatar Eric H. says:

    Running out of (human) volunteers for service? The Humane Society is stepping up to help…

  20. avatar Will says:

    Recent decisions by the Obama administration have called for cutbacks in military funding, the hardest hit being taken by the Navy SEAL’s K9 Unit.

  21. avatar Tim McNabb says:

    I…I can’t lick my balls in this thing…

  22. avatar Tim McNabb says:

    Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

  23. avatar Tom says:

    Obama’s replacement for lost Predator Drone.

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