“Canon meets cannon.”
OK… declaring myself as the winner! 😉
“This isn’t comfortable at all. I need a new shoulder-thing-that-goes-up.”
Any last words, satan?
“Praise God and pass the ammunition.”
“Bring a shotgun to your daughter’s wedding ceremony and see what happens.”
“He said an eye for an eye.”
Father Igor at a Pride Parade.
Kicking the money-changers out of the temple (oy vey!).
Hasta La Vista, Joel Osteen!
Father, Son, and Holy “Ghost Recon”
“Christianity: We now offer circumcision from 200 yards”
Friar Tuck traded in his staff on something a little better.
Try and take my Nativity Scene will you…. you Freedom from Religion Devils!!!
Come to confession or else….
In Soviet Russia Church schedules meeting with God for you.
Wow!, that gun is Holy — and not just the heat shield.
Behold! The power of God!
Did you say Vicar, or Vickers?
See, this is what we got in case communism comes back.
Father, Father! The Presbyterians are coming!
Battle Pope’s new sidekick?
On my watch, nobody beats the bishop. Nobody.
Bless the gifts we are about to shoot from your bounty.
Bless this, forgive that, pray for those – I’m sick of it. Today someone dies.
WHADAYAMEAN, it’s unorthadox?!!
so…..not contributing to the collection plate this week huh……
your son said i did what to him???……
I’ll Bless you!!!
Sometime contrition just isn’t enough.
Call me an Infidel one more time.
These bacon fat lubricated bullets have miraculous accuracy.
Probably not what they meant when they said “You’re going to need a priest if you shoulder fire that.”
Exorcism…….. Catholic style
Fr. Possenti was eager to demonstrate the proper use of the holy relics of St. John Browning.
Fed up with low Sunday attendance, Father Anton employs drastic measures to ensure the heathens will be on time and in their seats for mass.
The day the Catholics misunderstood BMG to stand for Baptist Machine Gun…
Or Blasphemy Machine Gun
Or Big Mother-Mary Gun
O. M. G. !, I love this thing.
“Good, bad… I’m the guy with the gun.”
Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ!….or perish in your sin!
Padre! I was calling on the Madonna for help, not the Ma Deuce!
“Well now, did I fire 5 or did I fire 6…… Now ask your self, do you feel lucky punk ….. Well do ya'” Father Dimapollis relives his secret passion as a Eastwood impersonator.
So this is what replaced the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
“Yes lord, I’ll sort this mess.”
The power of Christ compels you! Well, that and two to the chest.
“Okay Hadji, you wanted a ‘Holy War?’ Now you’ve got one!”
Hey Satan! Say hello to my little friend!
Anyone else want to crack a joke about young boys?
LIVE! From the Coliseum! It was Lions 7, Christians 0 at the half, but now the Christians have brought in their secret weapon . . .
Mass shooter finally caught in the middle east.
In Soviet Russia, religion suppresses YOU!
If sombody questions his existace one more time they’re gonna get to meet him
NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Guns, religion, and soldiers all in the same pic. Instant liberal head-exploder.
That’s not a caption, just thinking it.
This is what Orthodox Priests do to other Priests that mess with alter boys in Russia.
“let god sort them out”
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