Question of the Day: Pink Gun Edition

 

“Who’s gonna rob or rape when there’s a fifty percent chance that Janie’s got a gun?” – Penn Jillette

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  1. avatar Tarrou says:

    I for one welcome our frilly firearm bearing overlords. It’s not like anything will change socially.

    1. avatar Totenglocke says:

      Except instead of throwing things at you when she’s going nuts for no reason, now she can shoot you! =p

      I doubt it’ll happen (often), but any man who’s been in a serious relationship should know to be nervous about a woman holding a deadly weapon.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        I get nervous when they’re holding my deadly weapon.

      2. Thanks, Totenglocke. We didn’t have many comments posted yet this morning. Pretty sure you just took care of that.

      3. avatar RKflorida says:

        At my age it’s assault with a dead weapon, and nobody will hold it.

      4. avatar DaveL says:

        I know that statistically, women are far less likely to commit violent crimes. Also, that they’re far less prone to engage in risk-taking behaviour to impress their friends or the opposite sex. I know I trust my woman with a deadly weapon any day.

  2. avatar Scott says:

    ya know, he’s got a point.

  3. avatar Pete says:

    And think how embarrassing it must be for any lowlife who survives being shot by a woman with a pink gun – really hurts the street creds when you’re in the slammer. “She shot you with WHAT?”

    1. avatar CarlosT says:

      And actually, it would be pretty embarrassing to not survive, too. “Wait, he got killed with what?”

      1. avatar J in MS says:

        Wasn’t there a guy who shot himself in the jibblets while he was carrying his girlfriend’s pink pistol?

    2. avatar DaveL says:

      What about if he shoots himself in the junk with his girlfriend’s pink pistol?

  4. avatar O.N. says:

    Sign me up for a pink S&W Model 29.

    “Now you’re thinking, ‘should I gave messed with a guy holding a pink gun?’ So, do ya feel lucky punk?”

  5. avatar Tom says:

    Just remember, my oldest daughter beat all the little red neck boys in a .22 rifle competition at the range. The women can shoot!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      The women can shoot!

      We know. That’s why we’re scared.

  6. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    My niece said she’ll go shooting with me, but only if I buy her a pink gun and a red Lexus.

  7. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Country wives were always expected to be able to fire the cabin gun if the men were away. In a modern urban context many women from Nancy Reagan to Senator Diane Feinstein have found a tasteful purse pistol to be a comfort. Who could object? Oh, they could…..

    1. avatar Pete says:

      I object to Diane Feinstein owning any gun, since she has spent her career in the Senate trying to ban we peasants from owning guns. Her flaming hypocrisy more than annoys me.

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