man this is a tough neighbor hood
or…..santa vs. fedex, ups and usps take a piece of my territory will ya…..
“Dasher, Dancer! I need suppressive fire to your 3 o’clock!”
You were a very naughty boy this year, Eric.
Don’t make Santa use his belt.
Now I have a machine gun
Ho Ho Ho
Santa’s presents for the Taliban don’t come down the chimney.
Unless he is covering someone with a laser designator.
The slay bells were ringing.
Meanwhile, in Afghanistan:
“Merry Christmas, motherf@@ker!!!”
Fuck Rudolph, Red Tracers are guiding my fire tonight motherfucker!!
. . . so you better be good, for goodness sakes!
Nothing pisses off the Muslims more than being shot at by the Christian Santa Claus. Delivering the 3 Wise Men; Brass, Copper, and Lead! Ho,Ho,Ho!
Jack Frost meet Hot Lead
Labor negotiations with the elves had not gone well….
Santa demands that the title should read:
“Christmas Weekend Photo Caption Contest.”
He has the firepower to make it happen, apparently.
Driven mad by offensive Best Buy commercials, Santa struck back.
Now let’s see what the home owners association says about my nativity scene.
He’ll shoot your eye out.
Santa Clause is coming to town… HOORAH!!!!
You can take this job and shove it!
I’ve been checking my list and you Taliban have been very naughty indeed.
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a M249 singing “Noel, Noel.”
That’s a 240, not a 249.
My son carried a 249 in Iraq & should know.
But it’s an awesome coal delivery system for bad boys…
“I’ll kill the next person that says Happy Holiday”
Sleigh? I thought you said slay. My bad.
Tax dollars hard at work LoL!!!!!!!!!11
I just keep hearing the Weird Al song “The night Santa Went Crazy”
Santa demonstrates his new coal delivery platform to some very, very bad boys.
how kim jong il really died “you have been a bad boy, you get lead in your stocking this year!”
Who’s been very naughty? I see you behind that hill. The next time you fire a RPG at my sleigh I’m calling in an airstrike.
I’ll teach you Terrorist Muslims to believe in Santa!
Santa has decided to skip the coal and go straight to to hot lead when it comes to the Taliban.
And laying his finger just under his nose
And giving a nod, from his fox hole he rose.
As he sprang up to slay, to his team gave a yell,
And they all went full-auto, Santa’s helpers from hell:
But I heard him exclaim, and all doubters relieve-
‘Happy Christmas to all, NOW I bet you believe!’
Left out the title: “Talidaddy, Does Santa Claus Really Exist?”
The only thing worse than that picture is the one with Jesus holding an AK. These are blasphemous, sacrilegious, horrible images.
They’re bad for the children.
‘K, I’ll go with the “Jesus with the AK” being sacrilegious. I agree with you there.
But – given that “Santa Claus” is disassociated in the USA with Saint Nickolaus, and is instead a secular symbol not a sacred, I cannot agree that this is sacrilegious nor blasphemous.
Don’t know the story behind the photo, but I ‘spect it was a case like that of 40 Commando, who were having their Christmas Eve service when the pagan Taliban decided to attack.
cf: for more info.
Why did you show the image to your kid?
“You’ve been very naughty, Will Hayden…”
Santa’s response only moments after the helicopter in which he was flying–painted like a sleigh and still filled with undelivered presents–was downed by small-arms groundfire.
I sure hope the Taliban are color blind!
I saw this picture earlier this week and sent it to my sister saying “Don’t make Santa’s naughty list”
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