So this blonde is holding a gun… stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
How can you tell if there’s an elephant hiding inside the bore of your Desert Eagle?
So, which part is the shoulder thing that goes up?
(Somebody please tell me this is ‘shopped)
Darwin Award candidate prior to confirmation?
So. I load this like my Grandaddy’s Kentucky Long Rifle, right? Where’s the rod I use to push the mini-ball with?
Smile, wait for the Flash!
+10 end thread here
Where’s the F-stop on this thing?
This eyepiece is broken I can’t see a damned thing.
Sorry, Everything I could come up with is X rated for some reason….I dont know if its her grip on the look on her face….or both.
…. Am I an expert about guns? Sure. I work for AP and I know all about Assault Weapons.
I am a journalist for the NY Times doing a story on gun control. These things look dangerous.
“Well, my editor said he wanted a story…”
“Yup, looks like a Glock 7 revolver to me”.
Blonde jokes—all great humor has its basis in truth.
“I think my earring fell down this hole in the front…”
Is this thing on?
I am a photo journalist and activist for Hand Gun Control; where does the film go?
Say cheese and die.
haha +1 for the goosebumps reference.
Kelly Bundy’s step sister……….
Do you promise it won’t go off in my face?
… ahem … sorry …
Scientists predict that blondes will be extinct in 200 years… Natural Selection suggests that that’s an outside estimate…
It’s always important to maintain proper trigger discipline when pointing a loaded weapon at your own face.
Where’s the boom button?
A perfect metaphor for US-israeli relations. The well meaning but clueless American stares into a Desert Eagle.
I’m not as look as I dumb
(Which comes from a favorite t-shirt that reads: “I got Duval faced on Shit Street)
Don’t worry…I have my safety glasses on.
“My ex-husband says these bullets are so slow that you can watch them come out of the barrel.”
I learned from the matrix desert eagles shoot reeeeeaaaly slow im gonna catch the bullet in my mouth!
It’s big and black so it goes in my mouth, right?
Really? It’s a Dessert Eagle? I don’t see any whipped cream, but I’ll take a bite…
Excuse me, I’m a reporter. Which end do the bullets come out of … ?
No Soldier Left Behind
The American Military is proud of it’s new ‘women in combat’ policy.
“I wonder if I stick my finger in the barrel; will the gun explode like it does for Bugs Bunny?”
Smile and wait for flash.
Not in my hair…
Judging by the length of her camera lens and her pistol barrel this woman is obviously trying to compensate for something missing in her life.
I would like to point out that the barrel is not pointed toward her pretty blond head. She keeps her finger off the trigger, and the only thing gonna get blown away is her left thumb. I know the angle of the photo makes it look like she is looking down the suicide tube, but look closer. She is just doing a polish press check.
“I’m shure is unloaded honey, I checked it last week”
Now, with the remaining eye, do not look directly into the laser.
Ohh, look…it says, “Hold By Other End”.
Ohh, look…it says, “FRONT – Towards Enemy”
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