Incendiary Image of the Day: Gun Porn Edition

TTAG and thefirearmblog.com are locked in editorial combat. We’re looking to overtake them as America’s most popular firearms-related blog. We’re getting close. Still, we respect TFB as our elder and, in many ways, our better. So when I saw this image on their pages, well, I was stunned. I thought Oleg Volk played it close to the wind. But this . . . this is obscene. I’m not speaking here of the unspeakable amount of ammo this would provide a spree killer. I refer to the image’s phallic connotations. Gun grabbers often accuse gun rights enthusiasts of “over-compensating.” This image will erect bigger barriers between us. So to speak.

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Robert Farago is the Publisher of The Truth About Guns (TTAG). He started the site to explore the ethics, morality, business, politics, culture, technology, practice, strategy, dangers and fun of guns.

26 Responses to Incendiary Image of the Day: Gun Porn Edition

  1. avatarGaryinVT says:

    Are those 2 tubes of lubricant going to be enough?

  2. avatarGreg in Allston says:

    I’m sure that Wicked Wanda would approve.

  3. avatardan says:

    this definitely falls into the, really who needs this category, and beyond the more dick jokes than you can shake a stick at category.

  4. avatarBlake says:

    And people complain about trying to conceal carry a 1911…..

  5. avatarsdog says:

    prob good for killing the undead, i can’t imagine how heavy this would make my G17. The “happy stick” magazines are good enough for me i think, but… (i would love to empty one of these crazy magazines 1 or two times though).

  6. avatarBob H says:

    USPSA doesn’t have a magazine size limit does it? I think this would definitely give you a leg up on the competition.

  7. avatarJavier E says:

    Joy toy anyone?

  8. avatarOrdine Nuovo says:

    *sigh*

  9. avatarAdam Z says:

    The only semi-practical application I could see for such a thing is on a Glock 18 (Just in case the 33 round magazine isn’t enough) and even that might be a stretch. On second thought, I want to see Woody Harrelson dual-wielding a pair of Glock 18′s each equipped with this contraption in Zombieland 2 :)

  10. avatarPhil H says:

    Is that a magazine or are you just really, really, really glad to see me?

  11. avatarHiddenHills says:

    SO, Oleg is not connected to this, and you slam him anyway ??? nice…..

  12. avatarRalph says:

    I can beat that (metaphorically speaking), but concealed means concealed.

  13. avatarBob H says:

    That is going to need some additional reinforcement to hold it in the gun. I can’t see the standard Glock™ magazine catch holding that much weight. Maybe a strap of some kind. Then it could be called a strap on!

  14. avatarJoe nobody says:

    Showed this to a friend and he told me that it was in an fpsrussia video. He was using it in a g18

  15. avatarVan says:

    Dear Glock,

    Please make a carbine that will accept this magazine. I promise I will never ask for anything else again.

  16. avatarBob S. says:

    Robert,

    Let’s try this again.

    If you have a problem with the phallic imagery, why don’t you address it with the manufacturer of the product instead of another blog?

    If it is truly obscene, why not file a complaint with the government?
    By the way, what definition of obscenity are you using?

    • avatarRobert Farago says:

      I’ll leave this comment up Bob S.

      I was being sarcastic—which doesn’t always work on the Net (obviously). I don’t have any problem with the image or the mag or The Firearm Blog or penises or things that look like a penis. Not to put too fine a point on it (so to speak), this post is, basically, a dick joke. Ein witz.

  17. avatarPatrick says:

    What is really sad is that the anti’s didn’t get your sarcasm and are propping you up as carrying their water.

    I won’t link her but I’m sure you can find whom I’m talking about.

  18. avatarDerek says:

    I’ll take three.

  19. avatarDon says:

    If you were to “mate” this up with a 9mm carbine with a glock mag compatible lower it would be quite nice, not outrageous at all.

    -D

  20. avatarJT says:

    Stick it in a Sub-2000! It would probably triple the weight of my G17..

  21. If you are able to get your Glocks off for more than 4 hours please see your doctor immediately.

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