“Oh, no! Boots just got head-shotted!”

 

Thankfully, the fruit of my loins came along too early for Dora the Explor-a. I did have to contend with Barney, though. If ever a dinosaur cried out to be head-shotted, it’s that insipid purple monstrosity. Those of you who’ve had to suffer under the weight of Dora’s oppressive tyranny may find this updated version a refreshing change of pace from the saccharine original. You go, Dora.

[h/t everydaynodaysoff.com]

comments

  1. avatar Mark says:

    ROTFLOL! That’s the way to do Dora!

  2. avatar Aharon says:

    Fantastic! I hope that actual Dora cartoon series was not preaching an anti-gun message to young children.

  3. avatar Milsurpcollector says:

    I remember my friends and I always making jokes about Swiper being a Sniper and taking out the Boots when we were younger. I’m glad somebody finally caught on, this is awesome.

  4. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    Wow. Now if this new, improved Dora would just take on the Teletubbies, life would be worth living again.

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