From the bottomless wellspring of post topics that is etsy.com comes another early Christmas gift idea for the gunny who has everything – a Swarovski crystal-encrusted bullet belt. It features cartridges – which look like .223s – that are “brass…with copper tips and matte black links” and “certified inactive and not live ammo.” We’re not sure why we’re skeptical about that last part, but there it is. Belt artisan HauteChampagne boldly claims, “This belt can bling out any ensemble and will draw heads from every direction.” We’re confident that if your favorite shooter shows up at the range in the above ensemble, he’ll definitely turn a few heads. Detail shots after the jump…


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14 Responses to Early Christmas Gift Suggestion II: Bullet Belt

  1. Wait, so the above picture of that.. “male”, is wearing a fake bullet belt, and a fancy women’s necklace?

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…

  2. “We’re confident that if your favorite shooter shows up at the range in the above ensemble, he’ll definitely turn a few heads”.

    — If he goes to the wrong range, dressed up like the overdone fem in the photo, he might also get to experience a good old boy giving him his first taste of a pistol whipping, just saying.

  3. Buy the belt if you like banjo music and want to squeal like a pig. If you are undecided, you need to “Butch up” a little and skip all your track lighting plans.

  4. You should buy this *only* if they have the shoes to match. Remember boys, the shoes should always match your belt! Yeesh.

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