Wilson Combat ammo comes in a way cool Tupperware-style container with a warning message printed on a hand-cut piece of paper. I reckon it’s a prose poem: a love letter to our favorite faux Russian, for who common sense is not so common. “WARNING: To avoid serious injury or death the shooter and/or bystanders. Use only in firearms in good condition with markings exactly matching the ammunition. Always check the barrel and remove obstructions and/or excess lubricant before firing, or if a light recoil or off sound occurs. If firearm fails to fire point muzzle in a safe direction and avoid exposure to breech while carefully unloading. Always use shooting glasses and hearing protection . . .
Keep firearm pointed in a safe direction at all times. To prevent ricochet, do not shoot at hard surfaces or water. Always keep ammunition dry and store in a cool, dry place. Discharging firearms in poorly ventilated areas, cleaning firearms, or handling ammunition may result in exposure to lead and other substances known to cause birth defects, reproductive harm and other serious physical injury. Have adequate ventilation at all times. Wash hands thoroughly after exposure.
Did they forget anything?