Top Shot Now Casting… Again

Are you a competent shooter? Do you have dreams of being blinded by Colby’s teeth in person? Do you long to be locked in a house with complete strangers and watched like a lab rat? Do you have a proclivity for disagreements that lead to you sleeping in your yard? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, then Top Shot may be the show for you, and luckily they’re taking applications for a new season.

Email TopShotCasting@gmail.com with your name, city, state, phone number, a recent photo of yourself and a brief explanation of why you are America’s “Top Shot.” For more information, visit pilgrimstudios.com/casting/topshot. Producers will get in touch if they need additional information.

This is an ongoing casting call. Currently there is no deadline for submissions or schedule for the final casting process and production of the next season. Still, we’d like to hear from you!

Take it from someone who almost made the cut for season 2 — if you’re chosen, you’ll need to be out of town for a grand total of about two months. More info here.

comments

  1. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Do you want to spend the better part of two months sitting in a dormitory with strangers hand-picked for their proclivity toward narcissism and interpersonal conflict?

    Do you want to spend almost all of that time *not doing any shooting*?

    Sign up now. Decent team players need not apply; we stopped accepting them in Season Two.

  2. avatar Jeff Stevens says:

    That’s simply not true. Dustin is a great competitor, great team player, and great shooter. As are both the DHS agents (Gary and Jarrett) and Mike (on the blue team). That’s four guys I’d want at my back any day of the week.

    Any time you selection-bias out all the good stuff, the rest looks like dreck. But you do yourself and your audience no favors by doing so.

    1. avatar Gossven says:

      Thats only 25% of the competitors. If I wanted to spend 2 months trapped in a place where I hate 75% of the people I could just save my vacation and stay at work.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        Top Shots might pay better.

        1. avatar Gossven says:

          Only if you win. Seems like a risky proposition considering you might get eliminated during the primitive weapons episode ie the we blew our entire budget on bleach for Colby’s teeth episode.

      2. avatar Jeff Stevens says:

        Bah, actually most of them are decent people, I just pointed out the standouts. Jake is an ass and Mike from the Red Team is a jerk, but other than that? Nobody I object to. Well, the first woman who went off was an arrogant cuss as well.

  3. avatar Ralph says:

    Top Snots is looking for people who are experienced with peashooters, paper wads, spitballs and low-yield thermonuclear devices. It’s going to be an interesting season. There might even be some (gasp) shooting.

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