Here’s a must-have item for British yobs and chavs looking to thwart the tens of thousands of surveillance cameras next time the incendiary festivities break out. Why use a boring ski mask or shmata when the well-appointed rioter can hide their identity in style with a pistol-printed bandana? Who knows, maybe the sight of a gun graphic would be enough to prompt the Metro Police to do something more than just stand around and watch as the city goes up in flames. Well no, probably not.

5 Responses to What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Gun Bandana Edition

  1. i can almost guarantee that i will see some idiot teenager wear this in the coming snowboarding season, guns tend to popular prints on trendy riding gear.

  2. It’s only a matter of months before Oceania, er, Britain makes the “malicious graphic or symbolic depiction of a weapon” a criminal offence.

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