Don your protective gear and let fly.
Time for some Whiffleball.
Extreme Whiffleball !
What’s she doing out of the kitchen?
Haha that’s exactly why she’s fully loaded. Dangerous world out there (well out of the kitchen)
Does anyone actually win these contests?
I think it’s more a “share with the group” thing than an official trophy and prize. We’re still running a little gun-shy (no pun or irony intended) around TTAG HQ, when we read about the woman that sued a radio station after winning a contest. She thought she had won a TOYOTA.
Turns out she won a Toy Yoda.
So you can see why we’re a little reluctant to play for “keepsies.”
Even if the stakes were a TTAG t-shirt?
You could always follow in the footsteps of a true master of self-promotion
I heard it was her own employer that had this “Toy Yoda” contest.
I recall hearing that that was at a Hooters, and the woman had worked her butt off to win a sales contest, only to have that trick pulled on her. She won the suit, I believe.
I warned him, just one more joke about my mother and I was going to get angry.
Welcome to my Tupperware party. How many pieces can I put you down for?
We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. Your choice.
Poor, young, naive Tim found himself back at the cougar’s lair with some tough choices to make.
Van, am I right that you’re a huge fan of Edward Gorey and
Pick a hand…(note the nails in the end of the bat.)
Death Wish part 6.
Whoop ass for dinner again?
the groin protector is my favorite part
Now there’s a woman who really knows how to clean house.
When Bob’s friends called him pu**y whipped, they had no idea of the extent of the problem.
Everyone agreed Sally should seek treatment for her PMS.
Nice one Van! I have no doubt that the late, great Edward Gorey would approve.
Seriously though, is she totally hot, or what?
“They said Miss Johanson was heavy handed when it came to enforcing ‘quiet time’ at the elementary school library”
Anti-Riot Kit #3C
Contents: 1 Compact UZI, 1 Set body armor (Small), 1 Spiked Louisville Slugger (Large)
Martha Stewart places her fingers in a few more homemaker pies…
1. OK… enough screwing around… you WILL sit down and listen to my presentation about network marketing products.
2. Always wear your body armor label side OUT
3. If looks could kill… hers would slay an army.
My husband Barney used to work at Black Mesa Research Facility, before that little accident.
(Okay, not everyone will get that one.)
Honey, it’s time for sex!
You WILL join the Timotheans, whether you want to or not.
Bridge club: Beyond Thunderdome Edition
The Prime Minister’s wife had her own method for quelling the riots.
“In my right hand, I have the available option for self defense in the good ole U.S of A. In my left, England…”
YES, I’m a real blonde! Go ahead and try to check!
“NO! You make ME a sandwich!
Do these make my ass look fat?
Ironically, Mary’s idea of safe sex prevented her from getting laid.
I have PMS and a gun, you will remember to put the toilet seat down or you will feel what giving birth to a porcupine backwards feels like.
Honey, I’m home.
And here is an ensemble from Zom-Tec’s Spring 1983 defense catalog.
*Blouse also available in turquoise and hot pink*
Louise was ready for her first day as a LA public school principal.
Susie decided to show us her extreme Calvinball outfit.
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