Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Let’s see you bare it all.

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  1. avatar Coyote Gray says:

    The lost member of “The Village People”, dubbed The Big Red Gunner, he left the group after tucking his gun down the front of his diaper and it misfired.

    Thought to be the inspiration for “Macho Man”.

  2. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    thanks for the nightmare i’m probably going to have tonight…

  3. avatar Buuurr says:

    Love this movie.

    1. avatar Coyote Gray says:

      This is a clip from a movie?

      1. avatar James Felix says:

        “Zardoz”

        1. avatar Gossven says:

          God that was a weird movie. Watched it for the first time a few months back, so freaking strange.

    2. avatar Nicholas Dixon says:

      How!? I found this movie to be horrible, absolutely horrible. This is also far more of Sean Connery than I ever wanted to see

  4. Let me show you my gun. And my revolver.

  5. avatar Dave says:

    Is that Sean Connery as in 007 in disguise ?

    1. avatar Daniel Zimmerman says:

      Sadly yes.

  6. avatar Wes S. says:

    “I left my heart in San Franciscooooo…”

  7. avatar James Felix says:

    It’s still less embarrassing than “Highlander II”

  8. avatar RMark says:

    Guess where I hang my moonclips!

  9. avatar Adam D says:

    These colors don’t run, and these boots don’t print.

  10. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    “If they thought the costumes in A Clockwork Orange were cool, I’m a shoo-in for an Oscar with this.”

  11. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    THIS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!! We want HOT girls in bikinis. You just shorted out my brain and I can’t come up with any caption.

    1. avatar Gunner442 says:

      +1K Joe!!

  12. avatar Ralph says:

    “I’ll be pole dancing in the big room all week.”

  13. avatar G.R. Mead says:

    Aaaaaagggghhh!!!!
    My eyes!
    It burns!!
    It BURNS !!!

  14. avatar Pete says:

    ” To screams of approval from the fashionistas, Jacques DeSnoot unveiled his provocative new ‘Butch Metrosexual’ line of mens clothing.”

  15. avatar cmd says:

    Hair Club for Men advertisement found in an old gun magazine.

  16. avatar Van says:

    Police officer: “Can you describe the man who shot you?”

    Victim: *gives description*

    Police officer: Putting notepad away in frustration, “If you are not going to take this seriously, we’re not going to be able to help you.”

  17. “Obviously NOT compensating for the size of his penis. Unless that’s really just spare socks.”

  18. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    The Range Master told me to never come back…

  19. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    I can just hear the runway announcer now:

    “And here we have that big brute Sean, modeling the latest in cross-your-heart bandoliers. See how they lift and separate? The posing pouch is by Speedo, and the boots, of course, are from Mr. Blackwell’s House of Pain. I don’t know about you girls, but I’D love to service HIS revolver!”

    Actually Zardoz has its moments. But some terrible quarter-hours. I don’t remember Connery looking that gay. But it’s the one film from that era that springs to to the top of my list, when someone says “Hey…we don’t have any new ideas…let’s do a remake!”

  20. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    The movie was crap, but Connery’s Webley-Fosbury automatic revolver is a good Obscure Object Of Desire.

    1. avatar James Felix says:

      +1

  21. avatar KW says:

    Do these boots make me look fat?

  22. avatar Rebecca says:

    My eyes! MY EYES! I’M BLIND!!!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      You’re blind? You’re lucky.

  23. avatar Roy Hill says:

    Caption:

    Why yes, it’s real. And it’s absolutely fabulous.

  24. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Sean does his own version of “These Boots Were Made For Walking”…

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      Y M C A !

  25. avatar Charles Tillman says:

    Behold the latest in urban fashion Diaper, Suspender Bandolier I present The Dipendolier!

  26. avatar Mercutio says:

    um. Apparantly you are unclear about the meaning of concealed/ carry….

    like the range master sez… don’t come back

  27. avatar Bobby Rozzell says:

    Q’s last invention before he was forced into retirement.

    1. avatar Greg in Allston says:

      +1 ;>)

  28. Winner: 1974 Log Cabin Republican’s Film Festival

  29. avatar Buuurr says:

    Caption: Schhhuck on it, Trebek!

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      +20

  30. avatar Terry4Strokes says:

    Do you think my Glock would go better with this outfit?

  31. avatar Jason says:

    Whoever told me this was a costume party is gonna pay!

  32. avatar Tony says:

    For those of you who fuss about girls in bikinis with guns, we present…

  33. avatar jbyrne27 says:

    Bondage, James Bondage

    1. avatar psmcd says:

      You got it. ++1

    2. avatar BLAMMO says:

      DAMMIT!!

      Too late again. Now, somebody please hand me a spoon to gouge out my eyes.

  34. avatar Javier E says:

    Suspendoliers. For when you need extra support.

    I told the costume designer that red wasn’t my favorite color.

    The director wanted to see more of me. But, this is rediculous.

  35. avatar psmcd says:

    Groveling ain’t enough. I’m gonna cap this wardrobe twit. Give me my pants and back off or you’re next!

  36. avatar Ralph says:

    “Does this outfit make my Johnson look big?”

  37. avatar Ben Eli says:

    It was another day in Tombstone. The cowboys were sleeping in the brush, the saloon bustled with noise, and the occasional horse whinnied. A lone rustler strolled through the main street. Sheriff Poof then walked over, whipped his ponytail, and pulled his sidearm from its holster. He calmly strutted toward the man and gave a bold statement.

    “We don’t take too kindly to your type round here.”

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      HA HA HA HA! …”(I heard) your spurs.”

  38. avatar Redfish says:

    You like that don’t you Trebek!

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      +10

      1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

        Trebek, you know your mother gave me this outfit…

  39. avatar Pat Chiles says:

    I’ll come up with a snappy caption as soon as I finishing rinsing my eyes with bleach.
    You just can’t un-see some things…

  40. avatar Regular Syzed Wayne says:

    Off Camera: “Is that a revolver or are you just happy to see me?”

    Mr. Connery: “Why can’t it be both?”

  41. avatar Kerry says:

    “No, the gun came with the outfit; I bought the boots to match.”

  42. avatar Aaron Woodin says:

    1. “There can be only ONE”

    2. Rules of firearm safety he’s breaking: at least two.
    Rules of fashion he’s breaking: all of them

  43. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Red is my color, and you should see the backside!

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      It takes a very secure man just to wear those boots!

  44. avatar Mogg says:

    Gun Good. Penis Bad.

    Actually, this movie can be hilarious if you watch it in the proper mood.
    Mood defined as alchohol…

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      Or other?

  45. avatar TL671 says:

    Sean Connery, in his favorite role to date. He’s still waiting to film the sequel.

  46. avatar TheTruth says:

    Just proof that, even wearing a diaper, Sean Connery is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

  47. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    “I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”

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